Swagger Inn Thread 113: Countdown to ElkonburyFest is ON

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Can someone cheer Athos up please, he's looking more miserable than ever

'wares' - well I like to be polite badders & yes I would like to see you in the bikini . And the thought of mouse as a stormtrooper is pretty cool too.

I've never seen Star Wars either sparks or any great desire to. I love the idea of adults getting the chance to dress up like kids do though!

norah I see you have a custard slice, yum! Are you sure that's custard?

I reckon Aramis is telling Porthos that 21st Century Britain is severely lacking in leather-clad Musketeers and that it's going to fall to him & Porthos to make up this deficit, starting with the Tav.

Hold on tight Trev

sparks am with you - I feel this is a great achievement in life --

When totally drunk I dress up as wonder woman - no joke - it is very liberating

Dart! Do you have a cape?
I have a cape

OK I have just seen this on Twitter - a bible today has gone on sale that says we can commit adultery - all our sins have been absolved. If we club together we could purchase it for the tavern wall ?

badders sadly not - just the Main outfit whip, hand cuffs etc

Now that's my kind of religion :)

I reckon that must be Arami's copy of the Bible tart

Fuck me wenches what a day!!! Mentally busy morning at work. The afternoon wasn't much better. Is it too early for ??

Never seen Star Wars either.

Hope all wenches are well.

Evening wenches! Had a gloriously pervy wonderful night last night with Father Vega (sorry Sparks) but he needs a bit of a rest tonight, poor love, so I'm booking Benjamin wotshisface from Meant to Be for tonight. I trust that will permitted under the terms of the loophole. Thank you

Hooray, we can all commit adultery!

Sadly doesn't say anything about shagging naughty priests as long as they are fit.....

I have a cape too, but maybe not quite the kind you are after

Fancy I missed that comment! Yes, must be Aramis' copy. Apparently when Dumas wrote the book, it fitted with people's view of Jesuits, that a Jesuit priest would go around shagging people....

Speaking of which, I watched the Leo version of the Man in the Iron Mask the other night for a laugh. "I am the general of the order of Jesuits" and my favourite bit "More wine! Where is everyone?". Have been known to say that in RL.

This is Leo being Philippe. He is has a completely hairless face, which I normally hate in a man, but I find him strangely attractive in this (only in this, being Philippe).

I don't think I need written permission to shag a fit naughty priest, just his consent. And, trust me, he consented. To shockingly pervy sex everything I suggested. Which is probably why he needs to recuperate tonight.

Haydee...but as a catholic you can do all sorts of bad shit and then confess - or if you like to leave things late - recant on your death bed :) result!
Ew...no. Not Leo. In any incarnation. Ew.

Puts name on waiting list for wenches retirement home.
Love a good tea trolley, I do!!
Can't believe how many of you haven't seen Star Wars.

I just finished birthday cake production. It's the easiest cake I've ever made. Ds2 asked for no jam, no icing, just Nutella. Shall I put it on the tea trolley?

Oh my god.
That cake looks amazing!
Marry me obs!
or just Shag me than bake for me?

It looks very dark, but that is actually a normal Victoria sponge. It's just the lashings of Nutella that makes it look so chocolatey. Ds1 and ds2 Decorated it with a bag of giant chocolate buttons and 2 flakes.
It's what the boy (ds2) wanted. I just obliged!

Well you see badders that is what I feel I should be saying, that's why it troubles me that I quite like him in this.... Normally it's eeeww all the way. And I hate hairless faces. Troubling.

It's trouble about Catholics and repenting/recanting. I am from Italian background so I know all about this....

Maybe should confess strange Leo fancying episode....

Cake looks amazing, obs!

Adds strawberry cake to tea trolley.

Bake. Shag. Repeat.
Bake. Shag. Repeat.

Yeah. I can do that. Badders, you're on!!

Nice one Obs!!!!

Lyndie that looks fabulous.
Our tea trolley is going to be AMAZING!!

Starting and ending with the Tav Fancy. I don't think the fench world will have much to offer.

I have watched abit of one SW film. DS2 really likes it even though I think he has only seen one. I might take him.

Those cakes look amazing. Toddlermouses cake will be homemade too. In someone else's home. Ok, in asda

I'm with badders too smooth looking. He needs facial hair. But I do like him in inception. And I prefer D'Artagnan (Gabriel Byrne) in the man in the iron mask.

Also shocked by how many wenches haven't seen star wars. It'll probably be on tv again in the run up to the force awakens being released.