Swagger Inn Thread 113: Countdown to ElkonburyFest is ON

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Can someone cheer Athos up please, he's looking more miserable than ever

Morning.
I don't think MNHQ were able to achieve anything re getting them in, were they? Ponders how hard they tried.....
Mind you UK premieres haven't been great. Ok if you live in France or SA, but nothing for UK wenches.
Are we going to get any promotion / premiere pre S3? Are there any rumours? I am worried me might get nothing.

Morning wenches. Hope you got some sleep Helen.

Promo? They'll probably mention it's on just before it starts at 2am on BBC3.

More Aramis I think.

Morning, what a miserable day outside, staying in the Tav with a hot totty, I mean toddy, sounds more appealing, but there's stuff to do.

Watched Sunday's Downton last night - hilariously dramatic dinner party scene in an otherwise rather dull ep., any other wenches watching?

Something to brighten your mornings

Morning!

Morning!

Morning!

sparks, thank you thank you thank you for posting a pic of santi and jeremy renner HALF NAKED IN THE SAME PIC. 4 TIMES.

Oooh, Aramis with his gun!

Does he seem to have a ponytail in s3????

With all the multiple posts, it's like being in the lounge of a nursing home for old pervy women. NO DEAR, LEAVE HIM ALONE AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA.

cinn!! Can you imagine the nursing home for wenches.
"Home for wenches with worn-out vadges"
"Residential care for the hbf-inclined "

Morning wenches glad to see that the glitch appears to have been resolved - it was obs only a Santi issue as Dog was only up once (he was up all night with me) -
Sorry not be around last night, but was so taken by Sunday nights activity that I had to take Dog back to my wooded valley - I left him this morning like this if any of the other wenches fancy a turn whilst I am perving working

Fab glitch to have though - extra pictures!

Cinn

MORNING FUCKERSZ!

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Sorry it's a bit late, but I've been very busy being important.
Ok. I haven't, but I have been very busy. I haven't posted this for a while...
Yummy.

Morning (just). Miserable day here too.

I don't think we'll get any promo, they seem to have given up on it.

I'm waching Downton Fancy. More ketchup with that Your Lordship? As usual the Dowager Countess gets the best lines, but I'm finding this whole series rather lacklustre.

Yum indeed nor...I do love it when he looks all commanding, like, "Norah, Florah, my bed, now. And lose the clothes"

Yeah, that one looks like he's watching the last bit of those instructions eh florah?

It rained all night here, but is bright now. Th leaves are lovely and are falling almost non stop now.

I am waiting for a parcel to be delivered today, and have to go out for about half an hour. Would anyone care to open the betting that the delivery driver is currently hiding round the corner of my building and will leap into action shoving a 'While You Were Out' card through my letterbox the moment I am out of sight?

Oh yes, they do that here as well. Fuckersz. Sorry floppers.

I feel your pain cinn I've spent most of this week waiting for parcels. It's TMs birthday on Saturday. I actually caught the meter man about to shove the "sorry I missed you card" through the door earlier. He looked like he was about to shit himself.

Arf at nursing home for wenches. I feel old this week what with TM turning 4 and that I've been asked to attend his first parents evening.

Well my gums are fucked.
So I have dutifully been to boots and got floss and mouthwash.
Ffs.
Took DC out for lunch. Shouldn't have really (£££) but am feeling like Shite.
Should be meeting up with sis and nephews tomorrow.
My wench mojo has well and truly gone and I'm worried it won't come back
:(
Some promo would be nice, but the BBC are obv concentrating on America and South Africa (?)
Weather rubbish here.
Car going to garage tomorrow - bloody thing. Between the car and my teeth I've spent ££££ hundreds in the last 6 months!
DC don't seem to want to do much which is fine by me.

Oh badders, what a truly shite run of things you've had. Unfortunately you can't help spending on cars and medical stuff.

Big hugs for my wifey and

I'm pre blob and need a hug

I wish Dh saw it like that flops :(
I'm pretty sure the car thing is due to what the a garage did last time (fiddling with the fuse box)
I know it's not great to have dental bills, and car bills, but I'm not really sure what I can do about it.
It must be quite depressing to be working hard and see no benefit I guess :(
Wicked...come and rest your head on my ample bosom...there there
Both DC have lots of hospital appts in the next couple of weeks so that'll be fun, too.

This might cheer me up....

Afternoon

Oh dear badders , hopefully you at least know what the problem is now though & do something about it

apricot - it was ridiculous wasn't it? And yes, the series is rather dull so far - I can't get excited about any of Lady Mary's 'suitors' they're uniformly dull. And why the fuck is her latest love interest a wanna-be racing driver, when her husband was killed in a car crash?

I've never watched DA. Is it something I need to get in to?

Do you like shite tv that is pretty to look at flopsy? If so, yes. The bitch-offs between the two older ladies (Maggie Smith & Penelope Wilton) are pretty entertaining, but I do find it lacking in hbfs.