Swagger Inn: Thread 112: Oktoberfest 2015 UK stylee wenches parteeeeee.

[Obs2015]

Wenches know how to parteeeee. The 2015 Oktoberfest is in Munich. Now, who do we know who lives in Munich eh? Shall we transport ourselves over, virtually, using the Tardis? Or shall we just wench and party and have our own Musketeer tribute UK based Oktoberfest of our own?

More like a moon thermos?

ww or a moon tureen?

moon vat?

moon barrel?

No wonder you don't have to empty them that often.

Oh god sparks is gonna kill us

Do you think that'll distract her?

oi sparks, look at this

Are we in trouble again?
I permanently in some sort of trouble. I'm becoming blasé about it.
I would post a picture, but I still haven't worked out how.

Morning wenches. Spent yesterday evening trying to find and order stuff for DS1 for his birthday and in the process finding out that Lush have discontinued my two favourite perfumes. Feckers.

Pissing it down here.

I need cheering up as my wench mojo seems to be broken at the moment.

How about Aramis doing The Stare whilst holding a baby

Morning.

Yes, that would do it, letus!

Well it's doing something for me letus!

Shall we try another one?

That's working nicely

And Obs what were you doing up at that time? I hope you can get some rest

Morning all. We've had rain too but better now. Fingers crossed its stays nice for my holidays!!!

Shame about the perfume LetUs. What sorts do you like? Hope the Eau D'Aramis has made it all better.

Glad your enjoying the course Madame - I am registered and have done a few sections as a refresher, it does need practice. I have also got an App on my phone and now DS has an App too, called Smiling Mind. If any of you have slightly stressy DC then I would definitely consider it!!!

Glad Issy has a new phone, what did you go for?

Arf at the mooncup capacity Fancy.

Right better do some work. Just need to get through this morning and then am on holiday!!!

Norah where are the trouser and boots from?

Hope Cinns foot is feeling better.

Boo to being unable to wench at work.

This thread seems quite heavy on Aramis. We need more Athos. Athos Athos Athos etc.

I had a v. relaxing night yesterday with DH out, but unfortunately blew my early night out of the water by reading until gone 11:30pm, then DH rolled in about 1pm and snored. And DS woke at 2:30, and, and... urgh.

And I wondered why I was so utterly incompetent at work today.... (when I wasn't being thwarted by the stupid systems and procedures, I was doing stuff wrong and having to go back and corrcet it anyway. Gah!)

I really must have an early night tonight... what are the chances?

Evening wenches.

Where is everywench?

Have a fab holiday Lyndie.

And beacuse I'm kind to you all...

From yon instagram site. I reckon he's practising with a little hammer for when he becomes worthy enough to wield mjolnir

(Athos Athos Athos, to compensate)

borrows Aramis' Hammer to wave threateningly at LetUs - Athos is mine, m'kay? feel free to play fast and loose with the others of course.

Blimey. That's a long time for no posts.
Just about to watch GBBO.

Evening all! Having a marathon house clean as very house-proud relatives are coming tomorrow. Actually they may not even come in as we're going out for the afternoon.

Will watch the end of GBBO to see who wins, and then Doctor Foster, which is absolute shite with more plotholes than well, a programme with a lot of plotholes, but somehow gripping. It's as if they gave each episode to different writers and they didn't communicate with each other, but I need to see how it ends.

What did you say helen? Myurrr myurr?

Hhhhhhnnnng.

lyndie thanks for letting us know about that course - it's brilliant. What do you think of Richard the lecturer btw? Not beardy, but still quite hot imo. I think he might be gay - it's hard to tell sometimes with aussie men. Hmmm.

Keep feeling the urge to wench out on the message boards and go, "Cwoar, what do you all think of Richard then? Eh? Eh??" And then I remember I AM NOT IN THE TAV AND AM SUPPOSED TO BE DISCUSSING MINDFULNESS.

You lot have ruined me, you know. All of you.

Evening all

I'm communicating via 3G. It's a pain. I fixed my boiler and my wifi is now being stupid. It should be sorted tomorrow hopefully

I've joined the mindful course. I'll be as chilled and together as Madame soon.

Evening. Not been on fir aaaaaaages sorry. Also haven't RTFT. Promise to do better, just lots of shit going on.

Watching GBBO with cake and wine. Nadyia's husband is rather tasty.

Hi Minty

We're watching bake-off on catch-up. Must concentrate...