Swagger Inn Thread 111. Yes, that's 110, 000 posts & *still* trending.

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All about BBC1's The Musketeers. Come in & have a look at our beautiful Wordle. Because there's nothing to unite wenches in complete harmony like a computer telling us how often we've posted. Or what word we should be next to. Or if our Musketeer is fairly represented. And of course from thereonin we'd never do anything to skew any future Wordle analysis. Noooooooo.

Ooh Im in the tavern again

Anne how inconsiderate. He's not talking to you as well is he?

Wa-hey! Kill Athos with pig's-blood time

That's true anne. I fear Aramis would never come home early, sadly

Well he can bleedin watch ep 10 then can't he anne!

complete feels for milady, Sarasen knows just where to push her buttons.

That's not my market - My market has more carrots.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

She looks so sad now she thinks he's dead.

I can never look at carrots in teh same way

Oh, Aramis would never come home early.

Oh god Milady gets such good lines - 'not in my experience'

Wonder where the Cardinal's office is. Bet Apricot knows where they filmed it.

I do like the Cardinal, he's so sarcastic and you can just see cogs turning when he thinks. Metaphorically and all that.

The Cardinal is such a politician, and not one who worries about the job security of his employees.

And I wonder how sturdy his desk is?

How come Constance's breasts have inflated so much no she's a prisoner? surely not some costume malfunction?

I wonder that they discuss all this in front of a few Red Guards

now, not no

Constance is such a dippy twat in this episode.

"not one who worries about the job security of his employees." A very modern employer Issy though these days you're nmore likely to be stuck on a zero hours contract than killed.... (Unless academia has changed recently!)

Yes I wondered about her magically inflated cleavage issy

COFFIN SCENE

Comedy funeral
'Great warrior'
'considered handsome'

Ahh, Porthus, come here for big cuddle

"There there"