Swagger Inn Thread 111. Yes, that's 110, 000 posts & *still* trending.

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All about BBC1's The Musketeers. Come in & have a look at our beautiful Wordle. Because there's nothing to unite wenches in complete harmony like a computer telling us how often we've posted. Or what word we should be next to. Or if our Musketeer is fairly represented. And of course from thereonin we'd never do anything to skew any future Wordle analysis. Noooooooo.

Ha! I get a lot of cleaning done while waiting for bleach to take on my head!! What colour are you going?

Hello arfhole! Hows the colour taking?

If we keep very still, we will watch how the Norah stalks her prey, leaping out from behind the chaise to pounce on a passing Minty.

'lo Madame
It's DS bedtime here then I'm going to have a computer-free night. Alledgedly. We'll see how long that lasts. (Until DH gets his laptop out and stars working probably)

Laters.......

Helen

I'm only going boring brown mintevs I'm not brave enough to do pink. I genuinely wish I was.

No idea madame, I'm winging it.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

OFFS, I really ought to epilate the pits. And legs. FML.

Whhyyyyyy?

Ooh, right, I'm going in.

I bet it looks lurvely Norah.

Oi, Norah, rinse yer hair!

Forgive me father Vega for I have sinned every Sunday and Monday

Thanks cin I'd rub your poorly foot, but, well. Feet. eh? Wtf is whidders? I typed in shudders.

It's ok, my hair hasn't fallen out yet
Before I rinsed it I had the same hairstyle as Robbie Rotten from lazy town.
Ugh, that sportacunt was a right bell end.

Evening

I'm online grocery shopping, honestly.

arfhole!!! Nice to have you back - you can have your squidge/parp when you've rinsed the dye out

Nice bargain cinn - and mauve should be easier to spot on an airport baggage carousel than a plain black one

norah!!!! How very dare you!!! Sportacunt indeed. One of the highlights of kids tv more like (nto)

Evening wenches.

Fancy I've online shopped and bought chocolate advent calendars!

If you cut off his head, then yes, he was ok. he was just too upbeat for my liking.
So, funny thing. H put the tv on last Friday and guess what he watched? I thought if the AraWenches (YESLT)
Poor duckling.
Did anyone else get a twinge in the nethers when those coboys came stroking towards us though? Just two of them mind.
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I'm going to regret that aren't i?

I got my online shop today and got a mug. It's a very naice mug too.
Our delivery was the biggest one he'd seen. sigh

Where's mousey? Is she ok?

mouse did pop in a few pages back. I keep messaging pestering her on twatter.

Will people please stop mentioning the duckling?

The one that swam away and was adopted by the nice camera person? That one?
#LittleMs

Do you really think that's what happened norah

Yes of course!

That's it. I'm going to watch stridey stridey Porthos coming at me through the bushes. Gggggrrrrrrrrr

I'm sure it has a nice bath it swims round in Fancy