I knew I'd saved my last picture for a good reason.
Behold the updated Swagger Inn Word Cloud - a pictorial analysis of the things we blether on about.
And now, because I have learnt from bitter experience... the FAQ:
FAQ:
Q) why isn't my name bigger?
A) Size of word is determined by how often it appears - i.e. if you want your name bigger then you need to post more often
Q) Why is my name so big - I hardly ever post on MN now?
A) Because this covers all posts since the very fist one, and you used to be very prolific
Q) Why isn't my name in that pretty red/blue.green/yellow colour?
A) Because that's what the word-cloud-generator chose
Q) I want to be next to my favourite wench/word/musketeer/position
A) Tough. See colour question above
Q) Where's my latest name change/old name?
A) I had to consolidate the names down to one per wench, or there wasn't room for any other words at all. (There were originally over 100 variations of 36 wenches who made the cut. Besides, this way your name is bigger.
Q) Where is XXX word?
A) Dunno. We probably don't use it enough. Or it was combined with another variation (See Wench vs Wenching)
Q) Is this really accurate?
A) Well, roughly. I couldn't run every word through (would break the system), so I prioritised names, musketeer-related words, swagger inn related words , consolidated variations of the same word (separating out Chaise & Drink from Chaise & Drink, and then the top 50 or so other popular words (excluding words like and/or/the etc, or it would be an extremely boring image indeed.)
Q) How should I react to this?
A) "Wow!!" / "You have too much time on your hands" / "??" / "Whatevs" " 
" / " [shock"] / "I spend too much tiem on MN... 
"
Q) This is all your fault
A) I take no responsibility for anything. Ever.