Swagger Inn Thread 110. Duvet watch 2015, highbrow literary discussions and hbfs amongst other things

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My first ever swagger inn thread.

It is throughly lovely in here. It is a Musketeers appreciation group. We've been going since Season 1 and have racked up over 120,000 posts. Mainly they have been appreciating perving over the Musketeers but we also do other HBFs (Hot Beardy Fuckers), a bit of feminism, a bit of politics and a lot of laundry, complaining or otherwise about our partners, complaining or otherwise about our DC and / or jobs, being lovely to each other, then tearing each others hair out, eye rolling and groaning when Liv posts Peter Capaldi pictures.......etc etc etc

Aramis is the wrong musketeer of choice but each to their own. Afraid hell will freeze over before they let you anywhere near him. Athos is MINE despite what any other wench may tell you.

If you have a spare hour and a spare £1.89 then watch this www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00IP27JAO/ref=dv_dp_ep9

or if you know how safely then couchtuner or putlocker it

In typical wench fashion we could discuss argue over it for at least two threads but in the end we would tell you that is the best episode.

Free drinks from the bar for the uninitiated

And Naaaaaaaw about us trending. We used to trend all the time. We even had an AIBU thread about us. General consensus was yes, TWBU.

Evening, and welcome to insomnia - I can see you have taste. That will not help you move up the queue to get on the Aramis rota though. You may want to choose a second choice whilst you're waiting.

Ah mintyEva & helen - I knew I could rely on you to display good taste. And yes sparks, marmite on toast is the breakfast of the gods.

And yes to sniffing Aramis - I def would if I got up close.

You have to watch it Insomnia, it's the best show ever!!!!!

Evening Insomnia. As well as your boffing order, we need to know your opinion on beards, GoT, and Dr Who.

I would advise sitting quietly and enjoying a drink (Cardinal's Fingers and Jizzy Athos are two of the specialities of the house), and maybe talk about laundry? Opinions (and actions ) can be somewhat robust, I seem to remember kicking Liv down the cellar steps shortly after her arrival and locking her in with Vinnie (Vinnie Jones was in ep 8 of season 1, he is generally used as the Tav attack dog, and is for some reason thought of as always wanting a shag with whatever he can lay his hands on). Actually now that I think of it, is that why she spends so much time down there with the Cardinal?

I think I might have tasted Marmite about a million years ago but can't really remember what it tasted like

Our very own ABU was hilarious. Assorted replies along the lines of "What are you talking about?" and "If you don't like the threads, hide them", and then the wenches arrived, went rampaging all over the thread and recruited a bunch of newbies to our cause.

*AIBU

I can see illustrations are needed to help insomnia learn about the good points (stop sniggering at the back there) of teh Musketeers

Aramis - so hot it should be illegal

WW, it tastes like the distilled secretions of Satan's arse crack. HTH

And how would you know what the distilled secretions of Satan's arse crack taste like, eh? Perve

D'artagnan - aka Dog (remember Dogtanian & the three Muskehounds). A popular second choice

Mmmmmmmmmmm.

That's to Marmite but espesh to ^him.

Arrrrghhhhhh!!! He's lovely too but THE ONE ABOVE HIM^

Education? pah. Athos is off the scale, no neeeeeeeeeeeeeh

Though the others are v. pretty garnish

Actually didn't someone's father see an episode comment that they'd all been to 'handsome school' or some such?

Cinn I always knew you were a wench of taste and discretion.

Are we having a Musketeer-off re pics? Righty ho.....

WW marmite is a yeast extract spread - you'll have to make sure you try some when you're over next. All good hotel/B&Bs will have some. spread it thin though, if you're not used to it

And next time we meet-up in London, we must do this...]

Captain Treville - THE Captain. Increasing in popularity. Perpetually gruff and exasperated, unless laughing at Kingy's fuckwittery.

Athos.

No words needed really.

Good idea helen, and I'm relieved some other wenches are posting pics now as I only have one left

Oh, I see now that Fancy is being lovely and responsible and posting all contenders.

I clearly have impending blob as
a) am muchly competitive / feisty today
b) I have just eaten a whole big packet of kettle chips without really realising (I meant to only have a few )
C) am really OTH

Excellent taste there re Aramis

Marmite is fecking awful

Those gifs, however, are not

I'm off to the Hayloft for an extra large serving of Paella

Night wenches x

Well as Athos has been er, covered, that only leaves Porthos.

His is a small Team (prob not a euphemism)

Am I not always lovely mrsB?

Athos is moody arsey where as Dog is just...well...fuckalicious