Swagger Inn Thread 109. The Back to School & Back to Wenching Thread

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It's a new term so early to bed for the little darlings & back to the Muskeperving for us wenches. New pupils always welcome if you are taking Musketeers A-Level. You 4 new boys in leather can come & sit at the front where I can keep an eye on you And no guns in class. Now FOCUS you lot.

Hey Fancy nice to know I'm not alone

Interview went fine thanks. I hear on Friday, allegedly.

Ah I dunno - I can't remember how to play it tbh. all the wenches who used to play it have fucked off

Good beard. And hair. And everything frankly.

Ooh and Nico? Yes I agree. Lovely twinkly eyes. Bit of a bum chin though (mr C has what I call a 'partial' bum chin.... Not defined but definitely 'there').

Baaaaaaad beard.

You play it like this, basically?

Comtess you need stick on labels, no more sewing! I have a load printed up with our surname, and they stay stuck on even through washing and drying.
I too am a last minute flapper with it all - DS2's shoes are done but none of the rest of his uniform and he starts on Monday.

Helen hope DS1 is ok tomorrow. We started watching that Horizon too, but were too confused so we're going to watch on iPlayer from the beginning another day

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood beard [drools]

You're right comtess, still would though. As you say, lovely twinkly eyes.

Ooh ok madame

No beard, but good stubble, good hair & excellent scruff & grubbiness on the same bloke

Hmm, the pic hasn't posted. I'll try again

No beard, but good stubble, good hair & excellent scruff & grubbiness on the same bloke

At work today I noticed we have several HBFs. Some might think H as well as BF, but I'm not convinced. One speaks with a particularly lush French accent which is a bonus too.

Madame I am keeping everything crossed for you (even my legs!)

Oh FFS

Nope - try a link Fancy ?

Is it a sexy French accent helen? Is there any other kind?

s'ok, you can always find the image somewhere else on the internet - 3rd time lucky

Mostly yes. Well done on getting it posted

I'm off to bed now...

(Oh FFS - inconvenient cat just plonked his paw down on the touch pad. He's snuggled up to the laptop fan vents, so being blasted by hot air!)

Very good try on the hbfs fancy but the bad beards need to be REALLY ridiculous, like this:

Night helen - cat's are gifted at inconvenient aren't they?

I think we need a good beard to even things out, because that's honestly my focus in this picture. Honest.

Night wenches

OMFG madame, there are no words

Sadly I am out of pics now, so I'll do a link.

When I googled 'bad beards', www.tumblr.com/search/squirrel-beard this was next to your last one in the list

And that didn't work in so many ways . And my Sky box has frozen

Did you mean this one fancy?

Aaaargghhhhh!!!

Ds first day back at school today. He was a bit nervous last night bless him. He's going into year 1 but in a mixed year 1-2 class this year. Im not sure how that works tbh.

Anyway so the regime of taking my friends daughter to school begins again, which means I should have got up half an hour ago as they will be knocking at the door in half an hour. Urrrrgh.

Hope every wench and mini wench have good days!

Morning

Started the day with booking afternoon tea at The Pump Room Restaurant in Bath