Swagger Inn Thread 108: Swords at the ready? Musketeering a go-go.

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Welcome to Thread 108 of rampant objectification and plot discussion perving over BBC Musketeers and any other HBFs that take your fancy

Pull up a bar stool, be polite to mother superior and she may get you the dirnk of your choice.

There will be a roll call once all wenches are back from their summer hols.

Think you should have a nap bads well done saying no. I'm crap at that!

mouse I need to think about that too, amazed at what I got round to today.

issy lovely to see you. It's been a funny couple of weeks with holidays and hackers.

Oh we're back. Good. Fucking hackers. Bet they are all 17 years old and have confidence issues. Because being on the internet all the time and disrupting wenching will help fix that obvs.

Anyone checked the bar stocks to see if they nicked owt?

It is glorious here today. Now the kids are back at school we seem to be getting summer

milady only the vk ices and aftershocks and stuff that's weaker than a nuns piss. . They've left all the hard booze.

Hi issy

Hopefully young Mr hacker will be back at school soon and not have time to bother us anymore.

Afternoon wenches, delighted to get back in & see you all again.

It's not new, but this is worth another look

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVERRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Here's Athos opening up...

I missed you!!!!!!!

Sticks music on the juke box
Pogos about enthusiastically before returning to RL...

FWAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH fancy!!!!

O to the T to the H.

Btw I actually thought Gransnet was part of Mumsnet! If not, I think it's def a plan to set up a reserve Tav over there. Maybe not a Tav. Maybe a teashop would be more appropriate. With pouffes. And doilies?

This is a much better idea than setting up a reserve Tav on Netmums.

It's testament to our desperation that that idea was actually given serious consideration by me some.

Tbh Twitter Bar wenches, I think Gransnet would be better than Twitter. I tried following the convo over there last night, but I am Twitter-phobic and it made my branes hurt.

The hackergate thread said that Gransnet had some fab icons, including a chicken. Sounds more appealing than other refuges.

I got that pic from the musketeers Signal Tumblr madame - the pic there is large and in HD - in all it's a thing of rare beauty.

I think Gransnet would be a good idea. I fancy a tea shop.

I have a headache so I'm resting my head here....

They have teacups and chickens and all sorts Fancy. I visited there when they were kind enough to host MN refugees on a planned closure.

Oh god he is ludicrously beautiful fancy. What ep is that from? He looks to be doing something doctory to my mind but I can't think what.

NOBODY TELL THE HACKER ABOUT GRANSNET, KAY??

It seems you have to sign up to join. Should we bother, or just assume any future mn outages are not going to be very long-lasting?

I'm happy to join Madame just incase of future outages. I think it's not going to settle until the schools go backfor a bit.

fail

Wooooohooooooooooooo evening wenches!

I'll catch up later but I need this to be here

I think we all need a little bit of that letus - thank you for posting!

I'm not 100% sure where that pic is from madame, but at a guess it may be from the Pubegate scene? And yes, OMFG he is so beautiful

I visited there when they were kind enough to host MN refugees on a planned closure. Sounds like my sort of grannies mintyEva - kindly and welcoming and a bit mischievous

Ah yes, of course - Pubegate.

OMG!!!!!! I forgot to say - I was going to say this morning but I couldn't cos of the bloody hacker. Last night I dreamed I had sexytimes with Captain America!!

This is the first sex dream I can actually remember for about 2 years. So it made me very happy.

Why Captain America, I have no idea. He really doesn't do anything for me at all. except in this dream when he really, really did

I want to go on about Captain America and create a Gransnet login and design a virtual tea shop but I really should do some interview prep. I have done nothing. Bloody hell.

On the thread last night they said to one poster come in, the teapots over there, help yourself to caje

It made me because it was like a genteel tavern (without the HBF though.)

Aw mintyEva - they sound lovely.

Interview prep...right

Describe what skills you will bring to the tavern company.

What is your strength?

Who would you boff?

No wait....

I'm sure we would be welcome. They are the naughty sort with swearing and crochet and an age discrimination board.

I joined gransnet a while back, when there was a site update going on here. They're very nice. And yep chicken and tea cup emoticons.

So if MN gets hit by a DDOS attack again, we have an escape plan for gransnet and the wench teashop?

I think so mouse.

Sounds like a good plan. We may even get some new recruits

I've just joined using my new sparkly email.