Swagger Inn Thread 107 : Wenches All on a Summer Holiday

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Aaaaaarrrrgggghhh I am so so furious with Mr M, I could fucking well throttle him.

He gave babymouse a bath tonight and he has bloody well gone and cut off most of his lovely baby ringlets. My gorgeous little baby woo and his beautiful curls. I had been trimming them slightly when they had gotten too long. But he's fucking hacked them off to his nape.

I can't even bear to look at any of them.

I'm gonna bloody fucking kill him with whatever comes to hand. I hope he fucking chokes on a pork chop.

Fucking fucking fucking idiot. And he's defending it with "when you left home you cut your hair. You're being a hypocrite not letting me cut BMs".

1. I was 18 - BM is 19 months old
2. my hair was down to my arse and was so heavy it was giving me migraines And 3) my deeply religious granny wouldn't let me cut it till then.

Why the fuck is he arguing with me on this? And so stupidly? That's not the way to get out of this alive.

Shall I send the ninja cats?

Oh my god what a total wanker!!!!!!

Oh mouse Im so sorry. Id be devastated if it was me.

Will they grow back curly? You never know. He might be a permanent curly.

Tell me your address. Sod the ninja cats. I am sending Vinnie round.

Those are not rational arguments btw. They are the blatherings of a desperate man who knows he's fucked up massively.

He's not normally such a dickhead. Send em all, weapons, animals, Vinnie.

He could be a curly. I had tight ringlets when I was his age but his are looser curls. Mine is now just wavy with a curl at the end. But equally it could be that he has toddlers and wankers straight hair.

I wouldn't have minded if he had trimmed it but he took about 2 inches off. I nearly cried when I saw how much of it there was.

I know, really clutching at straw type arguments there.

Agree those reasons are total bollocks, they would be funny if they weren't er, NOT FUCKING FUNNY.

Commiserations mouse, twat him from all of us

Well, he'll be taking the boys round to PILs alone tomorrow, I'm sure my lovely MIL will have plenty to say.

Idiot.

I know it's ridiculous to be so angry about hair but this was one of the few things I had said not to do. I could overlook his interesting ideas on a healthy diet and laxness on keeping the house tidy.

Oh Mouse

Still on hiliday here - home tomorrow. I have computer time and not a brf in sight - possibly becauseDH is helping maintain the pretense that I'm working

Madame have a lovely time - is this the one if France that was ridiculously expensive and you were working out how to make it cheaper?

Oh crap, that is inexcusable. I'd be seething for days. DS had a lovely curly mop, now it's all big boy cuts and it makes me weep a bit.

It's a good thing Mr Mouse is normally one of the good ones or it would be LTB.

It should grow back curly though? He is still only wee.

Your DS may go back to having a curly mop MrsB - have you seen my DS?

Yes Fancy and I can absolutely see DS with hair like that. In fact given how much he likes to be in water I can see him spending every spare minute in a wetsuit and a camper van with a big shaggy head of hair.

Here's hoping neither of them go man bun eh?

I'll drink (nto) to that mrsb

Speaking of which, time for a beer to help with the ironing

See, it's that 'ironing' word again...

No need to explain mouse. I would be bloody LIVID if anyone ever shears the golden curly locks off my ds.

Why did he do such a stupid thing?

one of my mums constant annoying refrains is to nag me to get his hair cut. No!! Ffs!!

I am knackered and still lots of packing etc to do. helen yes its the mad expensive one. 900 quid for three people in a caravan-type metal hut on a campsite, for 7 nights. Plus the eurotunnel, another 200 quid ish. I think we must always book at exactly the wrong time, or something. If you do it about a year in advance, is it much cheaper?

It's an excuse to watch crap TV with a clear conscience helen

That really sucks, mouse. What a wankerish thing to do. Also, agree that crappy argument is just straw clutching.

madame I am Scorpio, so will remember to dummy copy, dummy copy today

Agree with Helen re so-called "ironing"

fancy but why do you need an excuse? DH watches football all the time with no ironing to do...

True, but it's worth ironing a sheet just for that feeling after a shower when you slip into a clean bed with crisp ironed sheets with a hbf of your choice

From JP's twitter account. And if sparks posts this before I do I shall have a hissy fit

Morning all. Today I shall mostly be in the car, then I'll be home - hurrah!!!!!

To celebrate that fact, I shall (between packing) clean the tavern since no other fecker seems to have done it.