Swagger Inn Thread 107 : Wenches All on a Summer Holiday

[Cinnamoncookie]

Here are some hot Musketeers

Btw, who is MonteCristo ?

MonteCristo is morelike, cinn

Might need to be a roll call of wenches when this is over so we know who's namechanged, who's on hols and who we might have lost

Somewhat of a stressful morning here. I had accidentally clicked collect from store instead of home delivery for groceries so I had to ring asda and get that changed. Turns out they've charged us twice despite promising to only charge for delivery. The fuckers, they've done this before.

And Mr Jacob Mouse has lost his wallet. Again.

Agh. Asda are a right PiTa here so I feel your pain Mouse as for lost wallets. Grrrrr

Sweet mother of god!
It's taken me all morning to get back on mn!!
aargh!

badders!!!

Everything I have done this morning had either not worked or gone wrong.ffs.

I had to have four links and attempts. I'm not never ever changing it again!!

I've had to create a whole new e mail address!
Have now got a headache.
In other news my discount card has come for work :)
And my new cushion covers from e bay - £9 :)
I'm easily pleased tbh.

Not just you, those would please me too!

I'm waiting for a book to be delivered that I ordered in advance of publication. It's due tomorrow and I can't wait!

Afternoon wenches.

I've had a delivery of bras from Debenhams. Not tried any on yet.

Played Junior Monopoly with DS2 and then Twister with both DC. Turns out I am no longer any good at Twister.

Looking at this will help me recover

Ooh I've got a couple of pre ordered books coming next month!
Twister!?
Kudos wench!

badders! Glad to see you.

Just read an article in the mirror. A member of Dadsec has spoken out and said the reason for the attacks on mumsnet was that the site is 'anti-father'

Christ on a fucking bike. I thought it would be something like this. But still. What a load of stupid arseholes.

Right, I'm still here but horribly behind with threads/email/life in general.

Role call (and possibly some bongs? [hopeful]) would be useful.

It's like dadsnet doesn't exist!
Twats.

Yay badders is here - it's always good to take pleasure in the small things (nlt ).

Books being delivered is indeed a thing of great joy mintyEva, I'm with you on that.

Yay issy is safely back too! The usual in here tbh (hbf's, laundry & arrivals & departures from holidays) plus a side order of annoyance due to fucktrumpetry of the hacker

Not enough decoration today IMHO.

Right. helen are you around to do some bongs? Or anyone else?

I was mouse, now I'm Jacob.

Ooh I like that last one badders

Ds2s last front tooth has finally come out!
:)
Of course this means he now sounds like sir hiss from Disney Robin Hood :)
Most amusing.
Ds1 playing swing all outside
Ds2 watching mine craft videos on YouTube
I may have a bath shortly.

I know badders, you see far more threads on here complaining that dads don't do enough for their children & wishing they'd get more involved than you do trying to reduce/restrict contact

Hello wenches ^^

Haven't caught up yet but thought I would brighten everything up with a sexy sexy pic

Yes - that is indeed Malcolm Tucker's very hot ass!

And more pretty....