Swagger Inn Thread 106 : Roll Up, Roll Up, Get Yer Freshly-Picked HBFs Here!

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Come one, come all to the Swagger Inn, where we talk about the BBC Musketeers.

Here's a bunch of handsome men to gaze upon

I am useless at crazy golf, pool, darts...anything that requires aiming!!

Now whack a mole at the arcade, brilliant.

The moral is don't annoy me if I have a paddle/bat in my hand

Evening Wenches.

What a f-ing day, problems with IT as usual. Didn't sleep much because of coughing At least the f-ing lawn is mowed. I discovered my skin looks really weird beneath my mouth and I think it's burst blood vessels, probably from puking.

Hugs for Bads and MintyEva and anyone else in need!

And Norah you're so lovely. Thank you! And I think you're a very strong wench, I seriously don't know how you cope! And talented, funny and hot as hell, I know, I've seen photos and a video

And I used to have such travel angst, but it's getting better the more I travel And Britain feels like home because of all my wenches so that's why I don't mind travel alone to get there

FUCKING HELL BADDERSZ YOU ARE TOP OF MY LIST. WELL. NEAR THE TOP.*
You are an utterly fantastic wench, kind, generous, clever, funny, and fucking HOT in a pencil skirt.

• Disclaimer: all wenches are at the top of my list, therefore it's an ever undulating entity. (Fnar) or something.

Hello sexy wenches!

Hugs to you all coz I love ya, innit!

And to brighten everyone's evening, have a look at this bit of tongue porn

And Norah you are gorgeous and funny and clever and talented and a total legend!

Helen I decided to have a cleanup in the dungeon after seeing your sterling job in the Tavern - I borrowed your cleaning stuff - um, do you have anything to soak the cloths in?

Norah you had me at....well...you just had me, Kay?
Ww...I am concerned. I think you need to see a Dr sweetie :(
I love ALL my wenches but tbh after malc left me at the alter I am wary of loving again*

*except Athos, obv. We could share our takes of love and loss and then shag til our bits fell off

And because I love you all, I want to share this beautiful picture again...

Jesus liv!
I'm trying to eat a flapjack here....!
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I can understand that it's difficult to continue eating when you have seen a pic like that - I find the horniness takes over too

My musketeer name is Odette Le Clair. I quite like that

Minion hat MrsM? He'd love one. Is such a thing possible?

Home at last, was a pretty good film and toddler adored it. My aim is ok, Mr M has persuaded me to take up archery with him. Which should be interesting. Crazy golf just makes me think of father Ted though.

I'm really pissed off, as I found 3 abandoned kittens outside the train station. I managed to catch one but had no way of catching the others or bringing them home safely so I had to let the little thing go. I did leave them food as well. I'm going to ring cats protection in the morning and check up on them on Thursday. Fuckers, who abandons 3 tiny kittens?

Ergh, not the arse again!

My cat Fräsan was found at a train station all alone

I'm thinking of calling my GP and talk to a nurse and get some advice but I usually cough for a long time but it sort of gotten worse again so I'm a bit WTF

Anyone who abandons cats is a total bastard

Mouse Tbf, that could have been anyone's pert peachy and beautiful arse - although of course it belongs to the hottest man on the planet! In my defence I have several pics of his bare arse - this is the one that just shows a tantalising glimpse!

liv FFS, do you mind? And you can just burn the cloths as well. I have to sort out DS bed time. laters

WW get to a medical person of some sort would you?

Poor kitties.
Ww...phone the Dr! I'm telling you to! ASAP!

Well...PCs wrinkly cleft has put me right off my oaty goodies
Must get DC to bed at some point....

Hardly wrinkly - he was only in his 30s when that was taken

Oooh Bads I love it when you're all commanding and stern

There is mouse

Ww I agree, you need to get checked with that cough really.

Okay - look, how's this?

Aaaaaaaw you wenches

Yes - what they said ^^

You want to be at your best when Tom turns up at your house, don't you?

And if you don't go, I will PM you daily with hundreds of PC pics - and he won't be clothed in most of them

Aww they're cute eva
That name is fab mouse bit jealous tbh. Some humans are vile.
LIV hellooo!