Swagger Inn Thread 106 : Roll Up, Roll Up, Get Yer Freshly-Picked HBFs Here!

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Come one, come all to the Swagger Inn, where we talk about the BBC Musketeers.

Here's a bunch of handsome men to gaze upon

Morning helen. I'm up early as I've promised toddlermouse we can go and see minions today. Please God, he doesn't try and talk to them through the screen. He needs to pick which of his 5 minion t shirts he's going to wear.

fancy I know, it's going to hurt like hell but I'm desperate to get this scar covered up.

I'll be back, exhausted, later tonight. Xxx

norah . I think there's something in my eye. Really lovely to read that so early in the morning. Thank you.

You are amazing and wonderfully talented and artistic. Not to mention bloody funny and just generally lovely all round.

Morning

She's a little charmer isn't she?

The twinky on Twitter I mean

is it wrong that I thought it was quite funny how they're all so concerned about poor ickle tom's delicate constitution

#batshiteers + #charmingtwinkie = #wtf(freezerbait)x3
And that is a genyoowine maths thingy.

Morning wenches. How's your tooth Badderz? And Wicked are you feeling better?

Norah, you are a beautiful, talented woman and if I could cwtch you through the screen, I would.

To be fair to DH things are done when I get in. He's just crap at all the family admin stuff.

Had an interesting dream. Was sitting at the dining table in what had been my grandma's house. Harvey Keitel was buying me a diamond necklace so I was trying one on. Then I woke up as DS2 shouted me. Then I went back to sleep and dreamt I was at a Paella concert. He asked me up on stage. At one stage I was playing saxophone whilst wearing a purple bikini(!). Then I was dressed again and watching the gig from the side of the stage. When it was time to go back into the crowd, he gave me one of his guitars and, whilst sitting on the edge of the stage, we had a proper full on snog - tongues and everything. So that was nice

And before I head off to work, some more ep 4

Still a bit ouchy letus :(
Having a bit of a shit time ATM...ds2 is getting worse with his eating and was screaming in pain again last night re his stomach :(
There is a 10-14 week wait for a paed appt.
Sigh.
Feeling very low about it all.
Taking mum to ikea this morning.
That won't be stressful at all

So. What's your name?

I am Eleonore de Bracy.

for baddersz

I'd say he needs a nutritionist and dietician as well. Certain foods set my stomach off and I can be in bed in agony for a couple of days if I eat too much wheat/gluten (for example) and dairy isn't great.
I've been to the drs etc etc and as I don't eat that stuff, my bloods came up clear. So no diagnosis other than don't eat it then ahahahah. twat

Morning everyone, am determined to have a more productive day today, let's see how long that lasts eh?

I am Bernadette de Bracy

Are we sisters then?

Me too fancy so I'd best log out eh!

Take care all xx

Morning all.

I'm shattered today and have lots to do.

Norah you are splendiferous

letus I think you had the best dream. I was taking my driving test again in mine

nora awwwww you are so luffly!

Ooh I think I remember we did that musketeer name thing before? And I think I was the same as nora?

comtesse bahahahaha! Re that twitter convo. It is the funniest thing EVA.

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Madame..sorry work is still so shit ????
Been to ikea, walked around, had breakfast, bought an orchid.
Been to cemetery with mum to do dads flowers.
Back home on sofa watching trashy TV.
Kids at zoo with pils.
Ds2 has broken his glasses again luckily he is getting his new ones tomorrow!
Twitter celeb slut was very funny. I'm sure Tom would love to " get" with her. Would probably be sensible to spray her with dettol and hose her down first....eww.

Madeleine Joubert.

Fuck that! I want a July birthday.

hopes ww and apricot are OK.
I too loved comtess's twitter link, to that young whipper-snapper who told them all off for being pearl clutchers. I thought she was very funny.
glad elk is atleast disorganised! but you are organised enough to produce a wedding cake? that is MAJOR! when do you need to complete it by?

likes how mrhelene has her totally sussed!
liked letus dream - particularly the purple bikini.
thank you norah you sweetie.

Flopsy is at the same waterpark, that we were at a couple of days ago.
Hope she's having fun and not experiencing any wardrobe malfunctions. Tee hee.

Lucienne Joubert here. I want a July b'day too . Mind you, DS does, so who does that make the daddy?

Hope people's days are improving, this may help?

Why do children play up the minute you are busy??Why do my DC hit each other with plastic swords and then complain to me that they are hurt?? Why can't I just do a job and not have it make more mess elsewhere??

Why??
Why??

My children do that too.
Drives me demented.

Been at crazy golf. In a gale

I was on fire until the last hole, which took me 10 attempts. Meant that I lost by TWO HOLES to DS1.

Day ruined.

Oh dear :(
I played a blinder once at crazy gold with Dh (pre kids)
Dh was thrashing me and being a dick about it so I thought "fuck this" and got 3 holes in 1 on the last 3 holes :)
Hahahahahaha.
I still don't think he is really over it.