Swagger Inn Thread 102 - It's Raining HBF Musketeers (We Wish)

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Come on in and join the Hot Beardy Fucker love. No need to chose, just copy me and lay claim to them all !

Mouse We are hot and did a lot of walking today. And ate lunch at a resteraunt with nice food but very poor service (took ages for food to arrive and then they forgot part of the order). All out for a meal tonight.

Very pleased you're having a lovely time Wenchvac wenches

Those ear cuffs are very pretty. I keep thinking about getting a tattoo but have no idea what to get.

Feel your pain re shopping for DC's clothes Eva

I've bought some new trainers

I have suggested to DH that we watch the third part of The Hobbit tonight. "You've seen the other two, you might as well and there's nothing else on". Truly, I am a loving and thoughtful wife.

So glad that wench fest is going so well.
Dh is being a right xxx.
I have my PNG coming over to watch '50 shades'. Yes I know it's poor, but we did agree we'd go to the cinema when the film finally came out. We missed that. So they are coming over to mine to watch the DVD, with wine and crisps.

Oh that'll be nice chaise
I'm upstairs with SmallFolker and MediumFolker watching Lego movie, so for now everything is awwwwwwwwsooooooooome
mouse I've got a thingy on Pinterest with hair and tattoos if you want to see?
I do love studs and cuffs and rings and hair and tatts etc. my fantasy is to be completely steampunked. How amazing is that shit? I had a steampunk wench dream once. and the musketeer actors were in it and I think Idris Elba. Yes, yes he was because...ooooooofffff.

Enjoy your evening Chaise. Hope DH stops being a xxx.

DS1 has just managed to cut his finger with a knife, lots of blood. All clean now and plaster applied.

DS2 has told me that I'm fired and he doesn't want me as his mum any more. Which was nice.

If I watch The Hobbit BOTFA and Thranduil doesn't stride majestically out of the screen and shag me senseless on the settee, I'm going to be very disappointed.

LetUs he will in your head, so all is good :)

I am enjoying a second peaceful evening with a glass of wine! Just did FaceTime with the DSs, bless them I can't wait to give them a hug tomorrow.

I feel your pain with DS2. DS1 made me a certificate a couple of months ago 'To the World's Most Wonderful Mother' - I think I had probably let him play xbox and eat icecream in the same afternoon or something When he feels I am being to hard on him, which is often at the moment, he threatens to take it away until I start behaving again!

Ace aren't they Ali?

I'm just tackling putting away the results of five washes in two days. I have headphones on and a vodka apple bite I've just mixed.

It's done! The suit is bought. He did not have a melt down. We all had ice cream. I have cider for later.

I'm so glad the wenchvac is going splendidly. I can't keep up!

norah can I mooch your Pinterest? Love the ear cuffs! I have six earrings in one ear, including a top of ear one and five in the other. I have my nose ring too. I'm having my tragus done in the holidays. I like the helix piercings. Triple will look great mouse

Jealous of the siesta chaise

letus I had DS yelling he wanted daddy to work at school and me to drive the lorry because I was cruel because I only read one chapter of his book at bedtime the other night.

I wonder if you get sacked if you can stay in bed and eat cake all day?

Ooh yes send me the link norah. I love steampunk stuff.

Everyone seems to be having lovely, relaxing evenings.

Here's my steampunk board nor

I don't have a steampunk board as yet mouse just hair and tattoos I like.

I've thought about a song lyric as a tattoo but my favourite one is really long

I would like a line from my favourite poem but like your lyric, it's a long line.

mouse you have some lurvely things on that board.

I spend waste a lot of time on pinterest.

nor link to your hair and tattoo board?

Can I say I love how non judgemental the wenches are in general about piercings and tattoos, compared to the rest of the site. You lot are fab

Me too! Especially because the app means I've always got it with me.

It's nice to be not judged indeed

Well I don't fit in around my parts (fnar) that's for sure. But in general the wenches all seem to have that something that gels, whether one of us would get a tattoo or not. IySWIM?
It's like something mystical or magical happened to bring us all together under the Tav roof.

I may or may not be getting a little tipsy as we speak. But oi luffs yoooo. oi reeeeally reeeeally luffs yooo. All of yous innit.

It was the beards. The beards are magical.

I might be on the cider. Another couple and I'll be dancing on the tavern tables with Norah and luffing everyone too.

I'm on Guinness [classy emoticon] I luffs you all anyway and I don't need to be drunk to say it.

It's a shared love of hbfs that brought us here.

Yes it is, and yet it's more as well isn't it? It's the lack of pearl clutching and stuff that is amazing.

Anyway. I always say I luffs you even when I'm not tipsy. I just wanted to lean drunkenly over/against you

Hmm, is that the way the evening's going? Excellent.

For anyone interested....

I WOULD TOTES SHAG PORTHOS BUT I'M IN A MOOD WITH HIM ATM SO TREVILLE IS GETTING IT TONIGHT

Talking of HBFs, a random one has just followed me on Twitter. He is extremely easy on the eye, so I don't mind at all!!

Nor I think the Captain is getting it from a great many people at the moment!!

Oh that's so not fair I seem to attract porn people. possibly something to do with my potty mouth
Although I got followed by two Jon snows. One has gone now but I think the other is hopeful...

Ooof letus can I come to that?
Sounds fun, really very fun. Grrr I'm OTH.

Desiderata letus.

My favourite line is "You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here."

I am only followed by you lot and a friend! No HBF for me either.