Swagger Inn Thread 102 - It's Raining HBF Musketeers (We Wish)

[Cinnamoncookie]

Come on in and join the Hot Beardy Fucker love. No need to chose, just copy me and lay claim to them all !

Thank you fancy
It's a meeting about the holiday club I am helping run in The school holidays (well, I said I could help. Apparently now I am running it. Ffs)
No improvement yet sadly....it's only 6 days though. She said to give it 3 months.
Slightly worried about hell week next week on hols...with pils!! ????
Ds2 has just pulled another tooth out so he is missing 3 at the front now ????

and lots of it for that, badders, you're a brave wench.

shitfuckbugger

does that do anything for you?

Golly baddersz although???could this be an opportunity to use a clipboard? PPPHHHHWWWWWOOOAAARRRRR.

Ooooh fancy you tease. carry on....

You know what wenches, I haven't had a good old swear for ages. I used to go off on one at the shitepad for constantly refusing to recognise fuck, fucking, fuckers or fucked and it still doesn't. Which is weird isn't it? It recognises cunt though.
But I haven't done that for aaaaaggeees.

Love how helping becomes running

If you would like any links/activities I obsessively collect them on Pinterest can help Baddz

My phone always changes fucking to ducking. So I get ducking well pissed off unless I check.

WTF is strimming Norah

Hugs for my wifey

Buggershitdamnfuck
Ooohhhhhh
That's better!

Yes, ducking or rucking. Why the absolute FUCK it hasn't figured out that I mean fuck by now escapes me.
Using an epilator ww but ouchy but you get used to it and it lasts longer etc.

Epilator???? I've heard about those, it's the devil's tool!

fuckity fuck

buggery bollocks

I'm sensing an alliterative theme to my swearing

I have inadvertantly created a subfolder of my email inbox called 'desired' WTAF?

Buggeringbollockshitfuckcuntarse
Cock.

< sighs happily>

I really don't want to go to this meeting.
I have a bad feeling I will end up with 100 more jobs by the end of the evening....

Twatty McFuckFace

If you end up running it badders, does that mean you have others helping you?

baddersz, you could be all stern and domineering!

ooh, I like the sound of badders being all stern and domineering.

Fancy Feel free to put some of my PC pics in your new folder...

Domineering with a clipboard.

Ooh I like the sound of that!

Look, as long as people do what I say I am a pussycat ????
If they don't... it gets a bit...messy ????
Trouble is our vicar is a twat (it's ok, I'm not getting into heaven anyway, I am allowed to call him names:)) and passes off all "pleb" jobs to idiots like me.
He thinks his only input should be turning up and being holy.
Well. FUCK THAT.
he can ruddy well get his ministerial hands dirty OR I WALK!

NEVER AGAIN
I told another lady helping she could put my name and number on the leaflets as well as she won't be here the week before in case people what info.
That has now morphed into my name and number being in the church circular as being the organiser!
Ffs.
And he didn't even ask me!
Grr.
I don't want my bloody reward in heaven I want it NOW

He'll do...

I haven't got a clipboard but I want one
I have got a spiral bound notebook however.
It's black and sexy.

Elsewhere, in the scarier corners of the Internet, someone has a pic of PC landing in San Diego today - cue a lot of strip search jokes which may have been started by me

Baddz There's the problem - you look too sexy and organised!

I love stationery.