Swagger Inn Thread 102 - It's Raining HBF Musketeers (We Wish)

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Come on in and join the Hot Beardy Fucker love. No need to chose, just copy me and lay claim to them all !

Morning everyone.
Hope you all have good days.

Where is everyone? Is thread dead?!

Well fourth load of holiday washing is in, woke at stupid o'clock and made a start but it's dry and hanging out so should be a good start. Waitrose should be here any minute. DC always desperate for a roast dinner after holidays so I'll have the bloody oven on when it's actually quite nice today!!

Hope everyone is well and reports in soon.

Oo hello lyndie I'm just checking in before nursery.

Hello Meeting with my boss before lunch. Always makes me feel soooooo good. Bloody roll on thursday. Unfortunately I will have to come back to it on tues and the shit will have multiplied ten fold. unless I run away and just stay in prague

letus fancy that pic is indeed extremely hawt. I think I have seen it before but still...haaaaawt.

minty hope youre feeling a bit better.

I got a spray tan for wench vac and I have the hands of an oompa loompa. Oops.

Mnhq thanks for not restoring livs pic allowance yet. Cheques in the post.

LOOK AT MY FREAKY ORANGE HAND.

Oh well. Try not to laugh eh wenches.

It looks disturbingly aged and wrinkled too.

It doesn't look orange from here.

And looks very young and attractive.

nora you should have gone to specsavers

Ds2s spirit day did go ahead!
He won 2 and came 2nd in the other race.

Have not rtft.
Any news on mini wellerr?

Just going to watch Wimbledon if it's not rained off.

UPB Day Two. Yesterday was toenails & waxing. Today, eyebrow threading & tinting, "Errr....can you pale them down a bit?"

Later - fake tan & packing.

I'm getting a bit hysterical.

That Santi pic is from the S1 bootcamp interviews where he says they've just got back from a long hack & he'll feel it tomorrow. Just call me Santipedia.

Madame how is tan in general? Pleased with it?

Had my hour long meeting at new school.
Sat watching Djokovic.
Opens humongous packet of crisps.
Happy days.

I'm watching action man Novak too! He's having a shocker, isn'tt he!?
How did the meeting go chaise?
I feel out of sorts again so am just drinking water.

Fake tans? oh shit, I'm going to look so pale. Remember your sunglasses everyone.

Fake tans don't suit me. I prefer the pale white that is so white it's practically reflective, with a blue tinge that I think comes from enormous varicose veins!!

Afternoon wenches.

Thanks all for your luff. Much appreciated when I'm just a big panic pants!!

All this beautifying...I may pluck an eyebrow so as not to feel ungroomed in your presence.

Don't worry Fancy I'm also pale

And the only grooming I'm doing is shaving my legs and armpits

Just the one eyebrow minty? A timely reminder though, mine need a quick tidy-up.

I'm of the transparent very pale persuasion.

Just the one fancy no point in overdoing these things!

Absolutely. Apparently pure facial symmetry looks odd to humans, so one eyebrow at a time is a good strategy

Am watching ScaredyCat stalking a wood pigeon. Probably shouldn't say this, but it is quite funny, especially as the feathery fuckers keep shitting on my lawn. I'm not totally heartless though, I have rescued a mouse today.

fancy

Pigeons are big enough to look after themselves. Stupid things too. My cat never brings presents luckily.

Alright there fuckersz?

Aw well done minibadsz good for you!
Hope the meeting went well chaise you sound ok, so I'm hoping it was.
Well done on the UPB there sparks I think out of all of us you need the most sorting out so it's good to see you taking the initiative.
You know what fancy, if you let the cat get the bird you've got tea sorted?
I'm glad you're feeling more settled now eva' although I think our attempt to get you known as eva isn't going well.
Ww Instead of shaving you should try strimming. Lasts longer and grows back soft.

Any other fucker?

I don't think mine have ever actually caught a wood pigeon, but they keep trying. ScaredyCat has been trying since she was smaller than the pigeons . FancyCat is more focussed on the turf war with the tomcat down the road. Four and a half years and no end in sight