Swagger Inn Thread 101 - we're out & we're proud of our love for The Musketeers

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So, we have passed our 100,000 posts of Musketeer-related musings & as befits such an achievement, we got our shout-out on Twitter from Jess Pope Any lurkers out there, come on in & state your boffing order.

In the spirit of celebration, I am also imposing the rule that everywench's first post in here has to be accompanied by a pretty Musketeers pic. Don't let me down now mis wenchitas.

King Arthur on telly, Ioann Gruffud is HOT

Evening all, am a bit knackered.

We are finally sat down and watching the finale of Agents of Shield that got interrupted yesterday...

Speaking of objectification, I read an interview somewhere with whassisface from GoTG where he said he was quite happy being objectified. So go for it Madame et al I'll try and find it.... here you go

Oh I dunno ww. I think I prefer Hugh Dancy.

Though, ioann is hornblower.

Is this a new picture Arawenches?

If not am sure you won't shoot me anyway.

The three musketeers on another channel, it all juat seems so ..... wrong

D'artagnan looks 12

Yes I think it's the sequel we might be watching Mouse. Tbh I wasn't really paying attention to the details. Just enthusiastically nodding.

What ww said about being criticised for not wanting/having kids, I get the exact reverse with lots of looks and catsbumface and comments about the amount I have. Like, really really rude and intrusive comments.
But what really pisses me off is that h gets none of that (at least not openly like I do) he gets all the praise and how virile he is type of comments.

You sound like me baddersz I just pop them out, no noise, walk around a bit, lie down for a quick snooze and then push 3/4 times and Oooh a baby. and no. Not because I have a bucket fanny, 'k? (Which is another comment I've had)

Aaaannnyyywwwaaaaaayyyyyy.

SmallestFolker's birthday this weekend, so busy busy.

Latersz xxx

No, tis old Bea. But well, you know....thighs.

Thanks.

Yep that's about it Norah
In fact I thought I had sciatica when I was labour with ds1 6cms dilated

Aww - happy birthday to SmallestFolker for the weekend. [balloons]

I agree plot gets in the way in that film MrsB

Norah regardless of what you do, you're going to be judged. You may as well let it roll off you like water off a ducks back, or it'll drive you mad.
I get funny looks and comments because I do look very young. Mr M also looks young but he won't get them. Cos he's a bloke. He gets cooed over for taking them out and y'know parenting.

On the flipside you occasionally get lovely comments that balance out the judgy fuckers. The asda man who stopped BM from escaping today said 'you're doing a wonderful job with those wee boys, love' and it made my day. Especially after they'd been driving me mental.

How old is little folker going to be?

Bleurgh. I have a headache. DH has stuck glastonbury on, which isn't helping...

DH now grouching because I said it was too loud.

I'm going to retreat/strop to the hayloft (and he can FTFO if he thinks he's getting any action tonight)

Night all.

Evening.

Shoot you mrsB? Snog you more like. Lovely pic, thank you. It's not possible to see such pretty too many times.

Oooo Florrie on Glastonbury.

The tweed suit is not my fave look but thanks mrsb.

Happy birthday minifolk!

helen awww thanks thats a nice article. Chris pratt is lovely. An honorary mench? I have terrible head too day 3 pleeeeeease let it be gone tomorrow.

Night all zzzzzzz

Night wenches

'Night to helen, madame & ww, hope your head is better tomorrow madame

Evening all.

Busy, share-y day in the Tav I see. FWIW relatively easily conceived although one miscarriage, straight forward pregnancies, both induced and I suspect would have never come out of their own accord. Ever BF both although dc1 was ruddy painful the whole time but would not take a bottle. Dc2 just got on with it had to really given the circs. And that's about it. Naturally as a working LP I'm fucking my children up left, right and center, but, y'know, wenches rule 'K?

Spending my Friday watching more Buffy. Off out for the day tomorrow. Hope all wenches are dandy.

I will take tweed Santi. It's coming off anyway.

Oh yes and I really fucking enjoyed my third labour. I decided to enjoy it as I knew we wouldn't have anymore. I came out of that experience a much more positive person actually. It really didn't seem as painful etc because I was determined to embrace it so I try to keep that mentality now too.

This is a bit of what I fancy right now ...

But it is Friday so I will have me some ...

Oooofffffffttttt

livia 9 Santi based reasons to watch Anna Karenina.

Isn't it letus on a Friday anne?

Oh absolutely mavis, down to the dungeon You appalling parent you, doing nearly all the parenting all on your own. As norah said, it's the mums who get the majority of the judginess.

Middle top - obviously. The way he shrugs that shirt on makes me die a little bit inside that I might never actually see him do that in the flesh.

Bottom - middle. Surely needs no explanation.

Middle right - messy Vronsky.

Meh, who am I kidding. All of them.