Swagger Inn Thread 101 - we're out & we're proud of our love for The Musketeers

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So, we have passed our 100,000 posts of Musketeer-related musings & as befits such an achievement, we got our shout-out on Twitter from Jess Pope Any lurkers out there, come on in & state your boffing order.

In the spirit of celebration, I am also imposing the rule that everywench's first post in here has to be accompanied by a pretty Musketeers pic. Don't let me down now mis wenchitas.

Oooh, you got the fringe? Do you like it? I feel for your poor pregnant dog though, I was heavily upduffed twice at this time of year and it was shite.

Sorry, have I missed a new wench?
Hellooo

Evening. Got a massive headache so off to bed now.

maddi I think I remember you from threads gone by? Hello again if so.

norah it's the best haircut I've ever had, keep looking at it in the mirror - I look like one of those normal, well groomed people you see walking around.
Well, this week anyway!

Poor dog is a bit fed up. At least it's not too hot. And I bought her some lovely meat and an iced finger today. She wants to be out with her mates so I feel bad leaving her in but goodness knows where she'd have them if it was up to her.
We live in the middle of nowhere so the dogs live a very casual, free range, flopping about life, which is lovely for them but a bit inconvenient when they wander off heavily pregnant

Thank you maddi
My mum says I have babies "like shelling peas" hmmm
Hope all Poorly wenches feel better tomorrow????
My bloody tooth is throbbing again
Dh back tomorrow but his flight has been delayed ????
It's the school summer fair tomorrow...so will have to play hook a duck and buy squished cake.
I miss having dogs dh and ds1 are allergic. Ds2 came up with a good idea though!...dh and ds1 could live in the shed ????don't bloody tempt me
Night night lovely wenches ??

An iced finger!?

Ooh, have you got that shiny swishy hairdo now wot like proper grown ups have?

Hope your headache doesn't progress into anything more madame I've got one as well but it's the heat.
It's very humid and hot here wenches. and you know my feelings on that.

I would like to say to the newbies that there is a strict rota system for boffing the HBFs except the Cardinal, they all want him but he's mine and that they are not necessarily available.

Helen has threatened me with dire retribution so I'm behaving now.

Ooh Norah you have GMTRH!

WellErr I sort of know about plants, but I know less about Lyndie
Working sheepdogs would be very useful in the tavern for rounding up reluctant musketeers. Not that they're ever reluctant you understand, but it pays to be prepared for all eventualities, and if one went into Liv's dungeon on accident then lord knows where they'd end up.

Snogs Mavis - paperwork wenches unite...

Yes to be fair an accidental visit to the dungeon could be bad...

It's also better if you don't take any notice of the slightly odd noises from there sometimes The Cardinal has sophisticated tastes

NOOOOOOO WellErrr!!! FAIL!

Swishy grown up hair

badders I join you in solidarity. It's the preschool summer fayre tomorrow too. I'll have to look smiley and talk nicely to the mammies and partake of the tombola.

please well you have to update with plenty of cute puppy pics.

Thanks Helen

As ever Nor, your greetings and farewells are rad

in invalid news, my fecking back is wrecking and the sciatica, which has been stopped in my left leg, Is now partying in my right leg.

Oh, and letus has gotten me hooked on a new HBF.....

Evening, have finally eaten & am enjoying a V&T whilst I catch up

Hi Fancy - there are no dodgy Cardinal pics on this thread yet so perv away

Oh flops :(
I have to go - I seem to be covered in sandy, wet clothes......

Evening wenches. How is it 10pm already and I'm just getting in here? Oh I know....I've been to the snug

Here you go Team Athos. Andrew's obviously listening in, though I'm not sure which wench is in with TB

You're very much more than welcome Flopsy. He's no Musketeer obviously but needs must . He's been on The List (lower than Santi but still there) for a while.

I think I need an early night wenches. Been feeling a bit glum today and tonight which is a combination - hopefully - of crappy work and not enough sleep.

So big cwtches all round and night night

I'm off too wenches. Night night.

Are we lacking some pictures?

I am sorry, but look, look at that hair!

badders - glad DS had a good time, mine always remember the food at those places too. You'd be less in awe of my managing to breastfeed had you known that much of my motivation came from a bloody minded determination to avoid a second round of sterilising and making up bottles . And I suspect I'm not alone in that.

madame - it's early stages at the moment, I've been out of the workplace for a long time, so doubt I'll be getting a job that soon. The day was good - met some lovely people & we've exchanged details for a bit of support/kicking-up-the-arse . Got useful info on 'official' support too. Am very glad I kept up with my professional subscription.

Festival memories? Horrible toilets, New Order's light show, getting headbutted, someone falling on my tent. Ahh, happy days

Love all the plot speculation. I think Aramis needs lots of falls from grace to convince him the priesthood isn't for him

I'm one of the RA admirers on here (esp in North and South - all the repression & starched collars ooffftt)

mouse , I love TM and his problem solving skills!

liv - great caption on the Aramis pic AND OMFG THAT ARAMIS SMIRK @ 17.01

Sorry sparks I will do penance. Please don't lock me in the dungeon.

wellerrr can't wait for puppy pics

Just for sparks (in case she relegates me to the back of the Aramis queue)

Haven't had this one for a while