Swagger Inn Thread 101 - we're out & we're proud of our love for The Musketeers

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So, we have passed our 100,000 posts of Musketeer-related musings & as befits such an achievement, we got our shout-out on Twitter from Jess Pope Any lurkers out there, come on in & state your boffing order.

In the spirit of celebration, I am also imposing the rule that everywench's first post in here has to be accompanied by a pretty Musketeers pic. Don't let me down now mis wenchitas.

I imagine Comtesse as blonde in my fevered dreams of her
And my meatball is blonde of course?? Viking lass and all that!
My hair is now mostly grey but I dye it dark brown (which was my natural colour)
I am pale skinned (my Irish ancestry) and I have brown eyes.
I am told I don't look my age but I bloody feel it
I don't know why but I always imagined malc and I would end up together one day

Oh, and I'm 5 feet 5.
Size 4 feet.

Ds2 showing off his latest gap

I'm a brunette Bads, haven't you seen a photo of me?

MiniBads is adorable

badders. What a lovely cheesy gappy grin he has!
And unless you are 21, you don't look your age.

I don't think I have ww! And I agree, no way are you a b cup. Check out the bra intervention thread!
Ds2 is very cute, yes
Ds1 is growing so fast! His voice is breaking now and his feet are bigger than mine. He will probably be my height by the end of the year
I am distraught I haven't met any of you yet

Awwww Baddz he's so cute!

I'm off to the dungeon bed now, my lovely wenches - time for me to listen to my PC audiobook and pretend that I'm lying in his arms while he reads to me in that gorgeous sexy voice

ILYA!

Aaaaw badders what a cheeky grin

This is the hair btw - from the front and the back.

Gorgeous dcs!

MiniMouse is also gorgeous and I love his hair

Oh! What a lovely little boy!
Gorgeous!

Thank you ww. He is adorable but I'm biased obviously. I just can't bring myself to cut those curls. I'm worried if they get cut they won't come back. Toddlers hair is very straight and thick and I never had this problem with getting his cut.

If the wenches think it's time, I will book the cut

He is so cute mouse & he can totally carry off the long curls. As long as it's not in his eyes, his hair is fine

Emphatically not, WW Better Bra Campaign

Noooooo!
Don't cut his hair!

I will give the fringe a trim and Mr M has goodnaturedly conceded to wench will .

ww the intervention will do wonders. I went from a 32B to a 28D

Wow! I don't think mine look that big really.

Night all

Evening wenchi

Well. Lovely evening. Went straight from work to pick up DS4 from sports club then to ds3's tiny blonde gf's for dinner. Lovely family, delicious food. Beautifully organised house, immaculately presented. All I could think mentally was 'OMC THANK FUCK THEY HAVEN'T COME TO MY HOUSE ON A FRIDAY EVE' . Just returned home to said house which looks like we are holding a jumble sale in tomorrow. I have no intention of starting to clear up now.

I'm ever so happy with you all thinking of me as a Welsh Nigella. .

Similarities:

Very dark hair
Italianate nose
Pale skin
Real eyebrows

Differences:

My hair is not sleek however I try, especially if there's bastard moisture in the air (see yesterday)
Her norks are fabulous, mine are a bit disappointing.
I've got green eyes
I've got a perma-scowl on left eyebrow as I'm too vain to wear my glasses.

The wench-spring are GORGEOUS.

Mouse my baby is 10 and still has his curls as we can't bear to cut them .

Also love the dresses wenches.

I sort of pictured you as blond Comtess

WW I'm 36G post-intervention, for comparison. Although right now I'm free-boobing cos it's hot, so I'm sporting the armpit-boob look.

Weird science experiment moment in my kitchen today - I have a white cotton blouse with broderie anglaise panels. I'd worn it out in the sun and the sunscreen on my arms had turned the ends of the short sleeves a little bit yellow. Washing hadn't helped, so I thought I'd bleach them a bit. Diluted some ordinary bleach right down, poured it on, and the white fabric went bright pink ! Should have taken a pic really. So on the basis that bleach is alkaline, I bunged a load of lemon juice on the pink bit, and the sleeves have gone back to white . I seem to have invented a new form of litmus paper.

Trying to do paperwork for two new shows at the same time - I start another one at fringevenue straight after the one with handsometvactor that starts on Monday. Am getting very confused. Time to hit the G&T and give up.

Me too!
A Welsh nigella.
Nice
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So have you got rid of the suncream stains completely cinn? If so, I might have to try your method.

Oooh gorgeous wenches and gorgeous wenchlets. Of course.

Don't worry badderesz the only reason I met liv is 'cos we live about 20 mins from each other and it seemed a bit rude not to try and figure something out. I won't be able to meet my other wenchies though, so you aren't alone feeling (although I'm a lot of this as well but there we go)

Ooh yes, sunscreen stains are a right pita. How weird it went pink though.