Swagger Inn Thread 101 - we're out & we're proud of our love for The Musketeers

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So, we have passed our 100,000 posts of Musketeer-related musings & as befits such an achievement, we got our shout-out on Twitter from Jess Pope Any lurkers out there, come on in & state your boffing order.

In the spirit of celebration, I am also imposing the rule that everywench's first post in here has to be accompanied by a pretty Musketeers pic. Don't let me down now mis wenchitas.

Wow!
There is some serious norkage on this thread!
kudos

Coming second to you norah (deliberate innuendo) is an honour

Mines are a post bra intervention 28D.

No not saggy Ww. Very nice.

I only have boobs when bfing and not doing it again! It was the only time a strapless dress ever stayed up or looked good.

Enormous I always imagine you as small slim person because of your name, iyswim.

Mine you i never imagined norah blond til you/she said so.

Ps also impressed by wench boobery (made word, not as good as knorkage - sounds a bit like corkage, as though you could charge a knorkage fee...)

All wench breasts are fab. Fact.

Er, are you alright in there mouse? Can you breathe?

That's funny morelike, I wouldn't have thought norah was blonde either. I have no idea why .

Goodness me, that really is some fair norkage!

Nor is blonde!?

A norkage fee would be a little harsh - not only have I had to lug them around for years, but they've been the butt of jokes from 50% of the population for that time too. Or do you mean a fee for people ogling/making jokes about them? I'd be happy with that

I wouldn't charge wenches obv, so don't worry mouse, you can stay there.

Hello wenches

I'm messaging live from the office toilet as I'm trying to avoid doing any more work!

Loving the norkage a GMTRH!

As it's Friday. how about a picture of masculine perfection?

Sigh...oh alright then liv...here you go...

MLG you're right. Aside from the norks which aren't really that big on me Iyswim, I'm quite small. Size 6-8ish and just over 5ft. I wish I was taller and a bit more womanly.

Is the heat getting to you? I think you meant to post this

Or this

There is a baby name thread going ATM and someone thought that the name of one of the musketeers was "Artemis"
Most amusing ????
I put her straight, obv.
Mouse...you really are a little mouse, arent you?

I am a size 14 now thanks to my gluttony ????
Grr.

It's Open Day at work so I have been on my feet, smiley and cheery at prospective students and their parents since 9am. I fear I do not smell nice anymore (the Library doesn't have good air circulation on hot, muggy days, surprise surprise - all those shelves of books getting in the way)

Anyway, hope all is well. I'm off for a snooze to do fun family things like food shopping. May return later if not asleep.

I think I've got something pretty to post. Let's try.

Ah yes. I did save it then

Nooooooooooo this is the prime example of sexy!

Offtt sparks, that is beyond pretty

badders I was on that thread before. I love your shouty all caps 'ARAMIS'!

I'm a B-cup and happy with that, but wouldn't mind a C.

Fancy I think you made a typo there - shouldn't that have read 'Liv' not 'Sparks'?

SMIRKY SMIRK SMIRK

Blimey my boys names are extremely dull and pedestrian compared to some on there.