Swagger Inn Thread 101 - we're out & we're proud of our love for The Musketeers

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So, we have passed our 100,000 posts of Musketeer-related musings & as befits such an achievement, we got our shout-out on Twitter from Jess Pope Any lurkers out there, come on in & state your boffing order.

In the spirit of celebration, I am also imposing the rule that everywench's first post in here has to be accompanied by a pretty Musketeers pic. Don't let me down now mis wenchitas.

OIT MADAME WHAT SHALL I DO WITH YOUR THESE COCK RINGS?

That twitter thread was Tav gold. OMG, carnage.

Haven't we come a long way eh wenchi?

If you could pop them in babyelks steriliser too that would be fab, thanks nora love.

Errrrrr....better do the nipple clamps too while youre at it.

Voice recognition thread was my fave sparks

That was when I was still lurking I think. I thought, these women are fabulous. Awww wenchies, I luffs you all.

Er, who's tassels are these? And the handcuffs? I thought liv was the only one who used them? Which reminds me....

I know sparks , I twat and stuff now. I still get lost and can really only follow what my notifications tell me is there, but...yeah.

Greetings from hotforrinland. I too luffs all my wenches and one in particular who has made my day!!

In other news I found an amazing food market today which was like Waitrose/UK farmers market in forrin and was a semi religious experience for a foodie like me.

Apricot see you soon!!

The nipple tassels are mine actually nora.

TRAINING DOG PART FIVE...

All done my lady
Dog, are you after a shag by any chance?

Sure thing.
Hmm. Well ok. Lie on that chaise. Don't mind the stains

Oh, well, you are eager aren't you?

Aw baby I want to see your come face
Er, that's nice Dog. Now thrrrrrust. Yep, and again. Keep doing it, yes,,ooooh yes, that's hit the spot. Keep going and don't stop. And don't fucking speak.

Evening!

Stuffed from all the cake, thanks me wenchies.

DrIssy made faux Pimms from the recipe in the Guardian. Think ironing is no longer a reasonae course of action this evening. Unfortunately DrIssy has horrid mathsy journal paper to work on this evening, so will just twat about online instead

mouse I think you've discovered a new euphemism

Portstewart is indeed lovely and I shall me there with DrIssy and dc in the second week of August. Potential of NI-based mini-wench meet-up?

Evening all....

I'm not here really. I'm working. I've not caught up with wench shenanigans for days and I just can't find time to not be busy with something.

Hope you're all well. I will be back at some point. I just don't know when...

I'd be up for that issy. We'd have to find a good location. Portstewart is a bit out of the way for me.

Ooh a wench meet up in the old country! Yay you two!

nora dog training is fantastic today. Loling at richelieu. Youre on fire.

Awww mousey don't be scared we're just having a tidy up is all. although if you're busy...

madame that's the old stuff, I'm updating it etc and reposting because I read it and thought, yeah I should do more of that.

Ooh a wench meetup?!

Evening wenches

Been out in Stockholm's archipelago today with mum, visiting the island/town Vaxholm, where we had a picnic. Freakishly hot but nice to be near the sea

Back in Stockholm I bought a dress, on sale, I now own two dresses

Shit I need to go clothes shopping. What is it like ww?

Ooh I've bought a dress too. Off ebay. It's very nice

What's yours like ww?

It looks like shite on this pic but it's dark blue with white dots, it looked really good on

What does your look like Mouse?

Is that one of those magic eye dresses ww? You know like the cream/gold or blue/black one? Im seeing pale blue... I like it though. Nice and floaty.

That's lovely ww, i like the colour.

It's this one www.ebay.co.uk/itm/161737307873?_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT also blue. Also looks better on than in the photo

Bad light I think, I'll try take a better pic tomorrow. Gorgeous dress Mouse but a bit short?

Evening
Forgot to say earlier thanks for posting the Aramis vid sparks, v hot indeed

I have no inspiration for you at the moment norah - discussing strategic objectives for school killed my mood! But, it is Thursday, so I may get some ideas tonight . Love training Dog!

letus, I didn't get to see him as I had to go out, but I see he's through to the next round, yay! Yes to the 'with abandon' comment. Google images had quite a few pics of him throwing himself around a court. And quite a few topless ones too.

madame, why all the tidying? Are you expecting someone over tonight?