Mumsnet awards who would you give one to and why

[Bananaknickers]

I will start

And if you want to give her a smacker on the lips - well, pucker up!

PMSFL!!!!

liesell v t!!!
how are you!!
what shall we talk about
(oh please dont tell me i`ve upset you too!!)

big thanks to hunky for screensaver!!

Cowmad, tell me, why did you ask if I was a divorcee?

Is it a relative, Cowmad?

thats been really bothering you hasnt it?

are you?

She doesn't really know Hunker, she simply enjoys stringing you along with the thought that it may actually mean something. Because that's what she enjoys. Baiting folk. Its quite endearing really.

Not bothering me. I just have a long memory and it piqued my interest. Since my DH has just told me he's off to have a bath, I don't think I'm divorced

So a bit like me asking if she likes sponge fingers, VVV?

Do you, Cowmad? [looks pointedly in direction of mentalbovine]

LVT - im pretty good at lip reading, and I reckon you are singing "hiiiiiiiiills"

as in "the hiiiiiiiiiiiiills are alive, with the Sound of Music"

Am i right?

Im sure it was just a question, not meant to mean anything

Bit of an odd and impolite question to ask someone you don't know out of the lue though, eh, LVT? Although odd and impolite are Cowmad's watchwords when she posts, I think!

But of course VVV.

I think she just likes to throw in comments to shock people though I dont thinks its intentional. I have her in RL as being Thora Hurd.

Herd? pmsl!

pmsl at thora herd...

@herd

but shes right iam a big girlie at heart!!
although not as old as thora!!
will i be killed if i turn up at your meet?

i have a lovely leopard print coat id like to show off!!!!!

just don't bring your special killing knife... (see racial murder thread that is taking a nice turn thanks to old Thora's right-wing ramblings.)

spamming aitch??

spamming, how? anyway, i thought spam was a pork product, you're more corned beef.