Mumsnet awards who would you give one to and why

[Bananaknickers]

I will start

Carlk for twunt of the year

Moondog for services to junk food

Morningpaper for services to rocket fuel

I'd award Cod for managing to get into my dream and also Franny for influencing me to actually talk to real life people tonight about her wanky baskets everyone thought they were a great idea. nb/ I didn't actually go out with the intention to do a presentation on wanky baskets but I did tell my friends dad, step mum and sister about them after slimming world.

I award me for being on this site the longest without so much as a mention on "who would you most like to slap" thread.

jools for services to over 40's glamour

ff for services to hilariousness

VVVQV, Franny and Hunker for getting their arses licked most often

PMSL @ ShinyHappy. Liesel gets the award for neglect.

Aitch who whithout ds would be eating mush instead of spag bol and garlic bread at 6 1/2 months

COD for her style advice
NP for she knows what
Gingerbear for she knows what
LGJ for she knows what
Munz for always being at the end of MSN for a bitch and a chat when i need one xxx

SJ - you what?

People kiss your arse Hunker.. or lick it, whatever.. I am not saying you ask them to.. but they do all the same!

I do ask them to - I thought you'd got hold of the special missive I do to my email list somehow!

GARLIC BREAD, GARLIC BREAD.

Shit I forgot to kiss your arse hunker please excuse me i'll give yer a big smacker now....MWAAAAAAAAAH

Too late, Ledodgy. You're off the list!

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

yes GARLIC F***G BREAD mahes his burps stink!

Sleepyjess gets the award for her posts on here

I prefer to lick it personally. And will be licking Californifrau's also when she gets back from the fanjo-and-butt-health clinic with it bleached all pearly white...

makes, and i put more in F&%£*G

LOL to happyshineypeoples post!!! but would like to add boris for questioning agressivly(her words)"newbies" and greensleves for foul language (classy rough-ar*ed bird!!) martianbishop for defending teachers at all costs even when clearly wrong!(guess what she dos for a living
botymumma for bulling and lurking on threads!allways responds to my postings..and attacks
and cod for most original and informed advice!

loving uwilas posts...obv a cleaver girlie

Just wondering who to nominate for "most utterly mental"

Oh, evening, Cowmad - didn't see you there.

watch out, Uwila's armed and dangerous

Yes I am consumed with
but I hoped it wouldn't notice. Feck and bollocks.

Cowmad - you didnt even have the gall to mention me. Right thats it Im off.