Irrational? Can do.
People who have 18 ill-defined and undiagnosed medical complaints, most of which are 'syndromes'.
Picture editors of national newspapers who take the caption 'For some reason teenagers think that smoking is glamourous' and illustrate it with a picture of Marlene Dietrich.
'Somethink' instead of 'something'.
Anyone who thinks that saying 'I'm not being racist but' is a good way of obscuring the raging bigotry of their subsequent remarks.
Anyone who thinks saying 'I'm afraid I'm terribly politically incorrect' is funny, cute and attractive, rather than ballsachingly badmannered.
Any woman who says 'I'd rather be feminine than a feminist'. Wouldn't you rather be fucked off than fucked over, ducky?
People who quote from comedy shows without crediting the origin.
Doctors who dictate referral letters stating 'This lady does not speak much English and I was unable to get any more information' rather than pressing the big hard buttons on the phone for the interpreting service.
[wanders off to complete Vols II to IX of this series]