Things they say

[carla]

I know there's another thread on this somewhere, but I'll be so sad when dd2 stops asking for her 'crap book. Likewise when dd1 wanted to '(f)uck her dummy.

This morning we had 'I've lost my keyworker' whilst looking over the edge of the sofa.
I wasn't even aware she was in the house!

ds at Halloween "mummy, you dont need to wear a witches nose, youve already got one" thanks pal.

grumpyzebra I used to do that when I was young, but with me it was 1 pipe for food and another for juice

DS1 said to me last week "mummy you're hair's a mess" I had only just washed and styled it! Then later that day in town he had the cheek to ask me why I was wearing my hat!