Swagger Inn Thread 69 - What could possibly go wrong she said?!

[CarolSinger200]

Oh well. Here goes!

That's lovely fancy...BUT IT'S NOT A GROIN GRINDING INTO A SADDLE IS IT!!!

Can NO ONE make a tiny little Giffy wif for crying out loud?

Ooh can we have links to all the shit going down on twatter? #stilldontgetit loser wench

Is this any better elk?

riding

I'm not looking at the photos. Not because I care about spoilers, but because I am nice.
not really just don't care

Aramis is dinky and has a tiny winky, is all I'm saying...

I'm sorry. I know they're trying to look all macho and compelling, but I see this pic

Thank you so much for the link Apes. You are bloody wonderful. And thanks MrsBee for the link to the media pack interviews. You're a star too.

I do apologise for my rant back there but it was made all the more frustrating because the guy I had my eye on didn't turn up to the Christmas party.

AAARRRGGGHHH!

Never mind. I'll just have to carry on drooling at work.

Hmmm. So do you think he's got a smaller cock than Athos? At the moment I've got Athos as having the smallest one, then either Dog or Aramis as next.

Oh my actual fucking fuck Tom Burke.

Apricot!!!! I am in your debt.

The Tom in the cellar pic. Oooof.

I woke up mid way through Graham N to see the tweet piss taking. I had exactly the same thoughts ref The Tav . I do love Ian McKellen.

Some of those 1d boys now have rubbish looking tattoos. Bet their mums are cross. I would be.

Anyway, I have a slipped halo ref the pics. But I think it's not a spoiler to say IT LOOKS FUCKING GREAT!!!

Night all

Dammit...why did nobody tell me it was midnight!

Er... That was to drink btw not you carol bad luck re the fanciable male though.

[outraged] You take that back drink!

He is definitely hung like a erm, well hung thing. No-one could exude such sexual confidence unless they knew they were capable of giving 100% satisfaction every time. All night, every night & every which way. So ner.

FANCY!!!!!!!

HOLY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!!!

HOW DID I NOT SEE YOU HAD POSTED THAT OMFG!!!!!!

THAT IS GOING TO BE ON A PERMANENTLY OPENED TAB I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU DID YOU MAKE THAT YOURSELF?? YOU'RE AMAZING!

I CAN EVEN ENLARGE IT and cut out the other two

I AM OFFICIALLY THE HAPPIEST WENCH IN THE TAVERN

Go easy on my left arm elk, there's so much antihistamine cream on it you might od!

Much as I'd like to take the credit, no I didn't make it, I wouldn't know where to start, but I'm glad you liked it. And you do deserve a little thank you for your TaxiPorn

Oh now I'm just annoyed at his rubbish core stability...he needs more linear extension , Still this was very early in shooting S1.

He's solid as a rock now I'm certain.

I'll extend him linearly - fnar

Well, it's brilliant Fancy thank you so much

...and what's up with your left arm?

He's so fucking sexy, even horses can't keep their eyes off him

equine lusty eyes

ooomph....you can see the point where he squeezes his gluts

OhMyChrist I may not actually come back from this

Could I go blind from this?

Evening wenches!

Fancy I see you have met Drink - she is the most batshit member of Team Cardinal!

Well it looks like I have a hectic weekend in front of me (a very rare thing!) - I have a boring family dinner tomorrow night, am off to the Doctor Who Experience/TARDIS Tour on Sunday and I have Monday off, which is handy because I appear to be getting a phone contract for the first time in years with an iPhone 6 Plus!!

I have another decoration for the Tavern btw

You're welcome

My arm served as a banquet for some bitey insect (please don't let it be fleas), cue allergic reaction to the bites and a swollen elbow

Or, for your further delectation....