Swagger Inn. REWATCH NEW THREAD PANIC! Thread 65.

[DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress]

I can't copy and paste the blurb because I am in my phone! Ffs. Bloody re watching wenches.

CARDINAL IS THE ONLY SEXY ONE!

Urban dictionary:
cwtch
Welsh word for an affectionate hug. There's no literal English translation, but its nearest equivlent is "safe place". So if you give someone a cwtch, you're giving them a "safe place".

It can also be used as a place to store things safely (usually a cupboard under a staircase)
"Give me a cwtch"

"Put your jacket in the cwtch"
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I love that - if we get confused then we're all ending up in a cupboard - can we add one to under the stairs in the Tavern? A cupboard to be used for hugging only....

It's a snuggly cuddle with kisses too I think, betwixt parents and children, anyone really, just nice and fond and lovely.
At least that is what I've been led to believe.

So yes elky get yourself over here for a cwtch.

Don't we have that already. When letus had a bad day she got in the cupboard and I and several others followed her in for a cuddle.

Ah - ok, had forgotten that. We need Cin to update the floor plan!

£850?? £850??

Off for lunch etc now.... DS has a play date after school - fab - that will keep him entertained.

Afternoon. Frigging frozen to the bone. Not going to get my rewatch in after all looking at time. Need to spend the next hour before school finishes, hugging the kettle

elk squuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

shitvoluntaryjob is doing my fucking nut in today. Been at it all day apart from houseworky stuff and I HAVENT FUCKING SCRATCHED THE SURFACE.

Fuck my so-called day off.

Anyway. Have to take ds to dentist after school soon to get his tooth filled. AND IM ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS, cos its not SVJ.

Awwwwww......we have a cwtch cupboard

Ladies, the jeffings are ON.........They are a size smaller than before BabyElk, and they are A. Bit. Too. Loose

Today is a GOOD day

Coo Elk get you Little Miss Skinny

Elk that is fandabbydozy!

And as for the house

Omergerd. I hate this part. The waiting. The nausea. The jumping everytime the phone rings. The bargaining to offer your kids/cars/body/life just to get it accepted.

Then the waiting on tenterhooks for anything to go wrong before exchange

GOOD LUCK! Are you command as we speak? If not, get yer keks off.

COM MAN DO

OMG!! I've just seen the coke advert a bit early this year but the holidays are coming.

whips off kecks

Elk How exciting!!!

Well done on the jeffings! I get so inspired

And on the subject of inspiration, Hannah, I've been thinking about those mug cakes also, it's sounds so easy to do if you get an acute chocolate craving

I saw it too last night mouse and did think..."please fuck off now"

I don't even acknowledge Christmas is coming until the 1st of December.

I've found Doctor Who baubles I'd like for the tree. Only thing is I would need to buy at least ten of each and that would cost a fortune.

It would be quite funny having testicle decorations now I've thought of it. I bet someone somewhere has created these! Not the Doctor's though. He really deserves to be kept entire.

Loves Norah's blanket. colours are fab.
Elk's house offer? How exciting.Oh I hate suspense. Can't stand it. When. When. When will we know if they've accepted.
Hi Badvoc.
Love SpanielFingers porn.
Should be at a meeting now. It was cancelled. Gives up....

Malc does seem very early for it. It's barely November.
can you link to those Dr who baubles?

How much are they Malc? Link please? Tries to think of ways that secret santa can purchase said balls. No. not those type of balls although she would like those too !!

I can't wait to get off the greens and onto the yellows/oranges then reds, purples and pinks. Then done!!
Well, a boarder of course.

Stupid Xmas ads. Mail order penguin bride this year?

They put so much pressure on to be happy and loving. I hate most of the people I know in RL!
Or am meh about them if not actual hate.

Glad to see I still have a Twitter account

Coke is out because they ALL are. Once JL release, it's Game On. Have seen Very, Debenhams, M & S, Aldi, Littlewoods so far. JL still the best.

Elk well done with the jeffings. #?encipher.

Oh no, i have 4 teens, not 5. I have so many I've lost count

Though all 4 of them are approaching/well over 6 ft so they're not small.

I am like the old lady who lived in the shoe.