Swagger Inn. REWATCH NEW THREAD PANIC! Thread 65.

[DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress]

I can't copy and paste the blurb because I am in my phone! Ffs. Bloody re watching wenches.

CARDINAL IS THE ONLY SEXY ONE!

Just in case...

Diluted TCP helen ?! I guess anything is worth a try, I'm struggling to eat porridge FFS

Morning wenches. for everyone, especially those that are sick/dealing with the sick.

Slept in a bit this morning and woke up to find the asda delivery had come early.

Seriously OTH now, will be blobbing on monday. Very difficult to get some work done when my brain is occupied with naughty fantasies about me and Athos This thread has had a really bad influence on me. Thank you wenches

I can't stop eating.

Jess, just make ure you dilute it 1tcp to 5water (or whatever it says on the packet) and don't swallow any, or you WILL be sick.

Oi, Hannah. I bought some baking stuff! Are you proud of me?

Oh bloody hell! My post this morning didn't post and now I've forgotten everything

Off top of my head

Sparks congrats to ds, what a fantastic achievement! You are going to be a wreck in Dec Very proud wench aunty.

Helen - sorry! I am bloody terrible sometimes.... It was Lynne Robinson - Body Control Pilates. There are others by her. I did try to link it but phone froze so daren't try again. Darcey B got more/better review score on Amazon, but L.R was the one my physion recommended, and is a bit of a guru.

What else, what else......

erm.....

Wicked I am very proud of you. You know it will taste so much better. Even homemade disasters taste better imo. Go for it! And don't eat them all at once as if you would...

That's me. Am oot. Will no doubt remember other stuff later.

PhysiO even!

Eat them all at once? I don't follow

Has anyone else ever tried those Granny soups? They are fabulous! I generally give tinned soups a wide berth but I have been feeling a bit lazy lately. Leak and potato is divine!

First Christmas pres bought has to be returned. Fucking shop has sent wrong size.

Also - Sparkle jumper going back. I am NOT a 13 y-o girl who likes to show off the waistband of her skinny jeans thanks M & S.

Sparks send the jumper to Norah and get her to crochet on some extra length

Are you making scones ww?

I'm going to try making pepparkakor at home with the boys. Mainly so I don't have to travel to Ikea to buy them. Unless you want to send me some genuine Swedish ones?

I loved those and the rice pudding that comes in that sausage shaped tube so much I almost considered staying with wanky ex to keep up my supply. Oh and jarlsberg cheese and the other strong one (is it pröst?). And gravadlax.

Malc I'll have a look for those. I loved covent garden's brocolli and stilton.

.What about primark for Christmas jumpers? Or asda?

Mils coffee jug arrived today and some new tree decs - fancy ones from gisela graham. I'm getting all festive.
And the fires lit

Helen.

Fear not wenches - I have substitute Christmas jumpers. I will still be Sparkly - it just won't be emblazoned across my chest.

Loads of jumpers are too short - I have no boobs hardly and all tops now are designed to just about reach my waist so cannot imagine how short yours would be Sparks!

Are you tall sparkle?

I'm 5 ft 8-9 so nothing too excessive! But yeah. All jumpers nowadays are too frigging short

I'm doing my Tesco shop.

I hope none of TM wear this

Everything seems to be cut to go with high waisted jeans/skirts.

Eurgh old spice is the work of the devil, as is brut. I reckon Santi would do a nice line in aftershave, Hugo Boss of Jean Paul Gautier. Dog probably still uses lynx.

Afternoon all. Hope youre all good. Just having lunch and reading this v good article on feminism type stuff:

www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/nov/12/spare-selfie-school-feminism-women-always-give-too-much-information-suzanne-moore?CMP=fb_gu

Mouse I might try to make scones in the future sometime hopefully, I'm a bit lazy though But I will make an attempt at making a mug cake in the microwave owen, sounds like my kind of cake

I only recently started to eat pepparkakor again when I discovered that blue cheese was delicious with them, have you tried that Mouse? You mix blue cheese (I like a mild one) with Philadelphia cheese (some use creme fraiche) and spread it on the pepparkaka and it's DELICIOUS

I hate rice pudding

Never had Jarlsbergs cheese, is it a strong taste?

What did you think of Glögg? Were you ever at a crayfish party?

Well I am a short arse, with too much boobage = crop top.

Just remembered Sparkle. Tickets! Well done. I haven't been to see them for years and years and years but I was sending you lots of vibes after reading that first thing. You would know that already if my morning post had uploaded. FMP.

Thanks Hannah, I must have got your vibes by telepathy or osmosis anyway

Well, Christmas has officially started - I have just had my first Wensleydale with cranberries OMG it was divine. Had to stop myself eating the whole block.

#Wenshesuniteagainstcroptops

That's sounds delicious Sparks