Swagger Inn. REWATCH NEW THREAD PANIC! Thread 65.

[DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress]

I can't copy and paste the blurb because I am in my phone! Ffs. Bloody re watching wenches.

CARDINAL IS THE ONLY SEXY ONE!

oooooh looky loooky look

Oops sparks good luck for tomorrow it takes all sorts and well done to your ds!

I can't get it to play!

It's very annoying actually. These white squares appear and make it harder.
Don't bother sparks.
Am Orf, latersz all, ILYA,

Anyone else coming?

House is on Netflix!
Excellent.

Just to up the wenching a bit

Sparks use the force cursor keys sideway and down. And good luck wiht Take That tickets - on of my friends got early tickets this morning...

Tired wench off to bed. Night all!

Oooo ello Dog

Well done to your DS2 Sparkle! That's wonderful

Oooh thanks for the link mave. That looks really cool, totally free too! The maths may well be beyond me though!

Hope buggy households get unbugged soon.

obs hope your kitchen is sorted now.

sparkle good luck re: take that and docs.

anne hope you are home now!

Oh yes apricot thanks for the Empire heads up. I dont have that channel sadly. I have seen pix from that show, but Roman stuff is not hugely my thing tbh. he doesnt look all that hot in it

Which reminds me, sparkle yes I did think that santi / flares / stripey jumper pic was hot the other day.

- most of the time in my house, the person who gets stick for spending hours on the bog is me. Cos I'm reading the thread.

I was off sick with yet another bloody migraine today, so off to bed for me now. Nighty night everywench xxx

Evening wenches.

Ever have one of those nights where the minute you put down the phone from one call it rings again and it's someone else? Been nice though and caught up on loads of news.

Got insulted by a client on the phone today at but actually found it more amusing than anything that a supposedly intelligent man couldn't best me in normal conversation so resorted to calling me a 'brain dead robot'. Felt like responding with 'Rather be a brain dead robot than a dickless moron' but didn't and kept it polite AND got the better of him.

The moral of the story being - DON'T MESS WITH A WENCH!

Now for tonight's pictorial delights...

Delightful outfit from a young Luca! Santi cock-shot and Tom deep in thought

Not-Flopsy's-Bongs
If anyone got missed - tough.

Malc makes emergency thread as re-watch sends the Tavern into overdrive, and finds Dr Who baubles
SisterHelen stealth-wenches, pretending to look for holidays, and discovers that she is not standard M&S size/shape
MrsB supplies link for non-dvd wenches and takes car for MOT
WW wishes she looked good wet, and not like a drenched cat; posts picture of Xmas goat
Flopsy falls behind
Obs misses rewatch, and has meeting cancelled
Elk breaks has fun on twitter and blames Comtess for carnage, starts buying new house (encouraged by Athos-as-ringtone) and gets skinny
Minty enjoys rewatch on iphone and manages to sleep for a whole night
LetUs loses her wenching mojo Helen finds it on the internet and then infiltrates LetUs's dream
Madame gets DP back from Spain, and he's pleased to be home. also hates her shitvoluntaryjob, and has mad 15 minute silence at work
Drink runs in and out
Anne enjoys rewatch and has a new dissertation supervisor - is on leave next week
Livia is amused by twitter carnage
Mavis has weird Dog (YTO) dream and starts to build up exciting new business
Jess misses an entire thread
apricot has toothache and is still treadmilling
Badders sends DH to US and sorts out DM's building contractors and has a one-woman rewatch. And does laundry as ever!
Mouse wonders if Toddlermouse's stomach is a bottomless pit and starts motorbiek appreciation chat
Carolina recovers from a traumatic haircut and has a boozy rewatch with Norah; posts fabby new pictures
Spaniel posts smut and plot
Nonny posts plot
Norah posts picture of fantabulous blanket
Hannah freezes and gets seat at bar with own tankard for being practical and knowing stuff; sings "what I am" and does housework
Sparkle doesn't get banned from twitter and recommends Aldi for food shops. Prepares for Take That ticket meltdown
Lyndie buys new shoes for December and has house of illness
Comtesse is utterly traumatised by school internet safety talk and explains how to pronounce 'cwtch' and doesn't leave Tavern - hurrah!

WHAT is that Santi phone sex shot?

I thought I'd seen every pic EVAH....but that one's passed me by.

Dear oh dear Dog.

That was an hour of my life I won't get back, and now I need to work.

ILYA...

Oh - Hannah - did you ever find that pilates DVD?

The Santi phone pic was taken at the DEC Philippines Disaster Telethon at the BT Tower, London, Britain - 18 Nov 2013. He was one of the celebs manning the phone lines for pledges. And I bet none of ya' rang him to say hello !

Ooh nice moody look from Santi there.

Lovely bongs Helen.

Right, I have to get off to bed once I put my asda order through. Night wenches.

You. Freaking. WHAT????????

I could've spoken on the phone? A YEAR AGO?

Whhhaaaaaattttttttttttt?

OK. Spill Carolina. How do you know this stuff?

The beards are coming off wenches. This just off twatter:

instagram.com/p/vUFQVRs-y9/

#1 dog.

Let's hope FFS Tom doesn't follow suit.

Lovely bongs Helen.

Carolina hahahaha ref the dog photo. It's a no from me .

Night all

Stick head above laptop:
DH is watching Micky Flannagan on TV - they've got a new toast:
"Wine for All and All for Wine" (Very Athos)

Also MALC! Dr Who lego !!!!! Maybe.... I do hope so. that will be on my Xmas list, never mind DS's

Carolina is a smart cookie - the description will be on the picture library website I expect.

Okkkaaaaayyyy Carolina I am on your picture site

Wenches, see you some time next year.....

Think I might die.

Oh FFS. How small is that?