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Swagger Inn. REWATCH NEW THREAD PANIC! Thread 65.

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DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 09/11/2014 21:42

I can't copy and paste the blurb because I am in my phone! Ffs. Bloody re watching wenches.

CARDINAL IS THE ONLY SEXY ONE!

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MrsBeeee · 11/11/2014 21:14

Sorry Apricot just re-read that and didn't mean it to sound rude. Um, please? Blush

Oh yum to Sunday Brunch pics

Shock
MrsBeeee · 11/11/2014 21:15

Oops x-post. They are? Must have missed them, will huntt hem out then.

LaComtessdelafere · 11/11/2014 21:15

Just reletched at the Santi spreadage.

That's a fucking GREAT photo.

LetUsPrey · 11/11/2014 21:21

And look at the size of his feet Wink

Carolina200 · 11/11/2014 21:24

Well I am orft to me bed.

Have some more gems to post tomorrow when I get my pics allowance back. Stupid 6 per day rule - PFFFFTTT

Night ladies

xx

LaComtessdelafere · 11/11/2014 21:26

They are great photos.

LetUs remember that shoe and schlong don't always correlate Grin. Although from the trouserage and the spreadage I'm sure you're right...

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 11/11/2014 21:28

Evening Smile

Back from lovely evening with friends Smile

Comtesse, you're staying right here just so you know!

Great news Bads Smile

Felt a bit weak and shaky when I got home, I can feel like that sometimes if I haven't eaten enough but now I came straight from dinner? I'm thinking it's because I haven't had enough for breakfast and I haven't fuelled my body properly and I get like an aftershock (if you know what I mean) Hmm

RumpledElkSkin · 11/11/2014 21:30

Ooh I say Carolina, those are v v v good....have you got connections?

QueenAnneofAustriaSpain · 11/11/2014 21:34

Still love Santi no matter what he is wearing.

I love Santiago and I will love him until my last breath.

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 11/11/2014 21:36

Elk still wondering about the wenchy housewarming party? Grin

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 11/11/2014 21:44

Have sneaked back in under cover of looking at ski holiday options. Have to type quietly though...

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 11/11/2014 21:45

Helen Grin

RumpledElkSkin · 11/11/2014 21:47

Envy at ski holiday options. Shut it Helen Envy

LetUsPrey · 11/11/2014 21:48

Grin Comtess

RumpledElkSkin · 11/11/2014 21:48

Wicked you'll be welcome any time you like chuck. There's a warty little carbuncle of a bungalow in the back garden, I can put you up in there Grin

LetUsPrey · 11/11/2014 21:49

Are you okay now Wicked?

Anne - I completely agree

SpanielFingers · 11/11/2014 21:49

This is the best I could come up with. Plot.

Rocheforte left the musketeer garrison with a smirk. He had seen the tall dark musketeer with her the other day in the park. He was easily recognisable even if she managed to blend in. He allowed himself a smile, this was going to be easy.

"I don't like the way he looked at you Porthos" Aramis told his friend later in the tavern.
"It's nothing, I'm used to it." He replied shuffling his cards, looking for his next victim.
Aramis and Athos exchanged glances.
"I think you should stay away from Norah. Just to be safe." Athos said quietly, unblinking as Porthos stared disbelievingly at him.
"I can take him."
"Maybe. But she can't and you could lead him straight to her, you definitely caught his eye earlier."
"So? I can protect her? She should be with me more, not less."
The other musketeers sighed and slumped back against the wooden benches. Porthos drank his ale quickly and got up angrily.
The Tavern went quiet, he was a formidable man, especially when he was was angry.
He looked around at everyone paused in their drinking and their conversations. Pulling on his gloves he sighed.
"Fine." He picked up his hat. "I'll stay away. For now." He fixed them all with with an angry stare. They nodded, understanding.
"But if anything happens to her I will hold you all responsible. You got me?"
"Of course. We will keep an eye on her."
Porthos looked sad and scared for a second.
"Hmmm" he replied, back to angry. He left for the garrison letting the door slam behind him. The other patrons of the tavern resumed their chatter.

Norah sat up suddenly with a gasp of fright. Breathing hard and sweating she listened, trying to make out if there were any noises above the hammering of her heart in her ears.
After a while, she relaxed a little. It was another bad dream. Rinsing her face and hands in the bowl of water she calmed down.
Again unable to sleep she lit a candle and pulled her shawl around her. The small stove had almost gone out and she was nearly out of wood. She would have to let it go the shop needed heat more than she did.
It had been days now since she had last seen Porthos. Aramis had come to visit, briefly telling her that he had been called away. But she knew he lied, she had seen him across the market place looking extremely furtive.
She hoped it was work related rather than.... But she knew the reputation of the musketeers as much as the next person. The thought of him with some one else made her sob, but she held back the tears and swallowed down the pain and carried on down the stairs to look at her latest projects.

He saw the dim light as it flickered as she went to sit at her desk at the rear of her shop.
He thought about the layout. He had only been in once before, briefly and hadn't been particularly interested in either the dressmaker or her shop. He knew she had a small area near the front where she would welcome her customers, then there were a few shelves of fabrics and wooden dress stands with examples of her work on them. Then thick curtains behind which was her desk and, he presumed where she did most of her work. There had to be somewhere for ladies to change for their fittings as well. And lots of light. She'd need that he reasoned, lots of light to work in, which meant glass. And glass was easy to break.
How could she afford such a luxury though he wondered, not for the first time. She must have extremely rich patrons. He thought of Comtess, she was definitely rich enough, but he had only seen her once, briefly enter the shop and she had definitely not had a fitting. It didn't make sense.
As he stood and thought, it began to rain. He chewed his thumb, pulled his cloak round him and went home.

"I need you to bring her here, before lunch." Treville said, glancing up from his paper work.
Aramis nodded and turned to leave.
"Be discreet."
"Of course."
Aramis looked across the yard to where Porthos was wrestling again. He felt for his friend, taking out his frustrations on his opponents.
"You should feel worse for them than him." Athos smiled, appearing at his side. Aramis chuckled slightly.
"Go! I'll take care of Porthos." Athos assured him. "D'Artagnan!" He beckoned over the younger man. "Go with Aramis, make sure you are not followed. Make sure she isn't being watched."
D'Artagnan nodded and the two musketeers left quickly, avoiding the stare of Porthos.
"Porthos! We are required at the Palace." Porthos glared at Athos, but nodded and made ready to leave.

Norah awoke with a start, wincing as her neck cricked from being slumped over her desk.
Rubbing it she noticed with dismay how light it was outside.
"Fuck!" She couldn't allow her work to be delayed. Her customers would leave if she couldn't be relied upon. She pulled back the heavy curtains and the work area was flooded with morning light, despite the rain.
She screamed with fright as she saw a man at the window. Then cursed him as he smiled apologetically,wearing a sheepish smile.
Unbolting the door, she stepped aside to let him in.
"How..?" She looked at the high wall that surrounded the tiny yard. There was no way in.
"I climbed." D'Artagnan shrugged. "I'm sorry I scared you. It was Aramis' idea, he said we shouldn't be seen entering your shop."
"Aramis? Where is he?" She looked out past him.
"Waiting on the other side. Treville wants to see you."
"Does he now. Well, I'm too busy, I have to make a living and if I lose this place I can't carry on. I'll be ruined."
D'Artagnan looked uncomfortable.
"I'll get dressed." Norah sighed.
"Aramis suggests you wear your other outfit."
"Uh - huh." Norah replied from the stairs.
When she was dressed in her breeches and fully strapped down, she went back, straightening the wig.
D'Artagnan looked at her oddly, but smiled slightly and nodded.
"Ready?"
Norah's stomach lurched but she nodded back. They went out into the rainy yard. D'Artagnan jumped up opposite the old bush that stood on the other side of the wall and held onto the top of the wall, half pulling half scrambling up. When he reached the top, he looked around quickly, then nodded at Aramis.
A rope appeared. Norah used it to help climb up, breathing fast when she reached the top.
"Just drop down."
Norah gave him a look but did it, landing next to Aramis who stood beside the bush looking at the passers by.
Everyone carried on about their business, not noticing Norah and D'Artagnan suddenly appear.
Aramis lifted his hat briefly as a greeting, a quick smile on his face before looking about him.
"Come on. I'm getting wet." He said, walking briskly off in the direction of the garrison. Norah and D'Artagnan followed.

He saw the musketeer walk past him on his way to the garrison, flanked by a younger man and a trainee. Normally he'd have tried to start a fight with him, but not today. He sat back, bored,cold wet and hungry.
The smell of fresh bread reached him and his stomach growled in complaint. A small scuffle drew his attention, but quickly resolved itself and he returned to watching the shop.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 11/11/2014 21:50

Most options consist of "That's too expensive" and "I'm not flying with them"

Oh Elk this will make you laugh. I was at work today and there was a folder labelled 'Powerpoint - May-Lin"
"Oh!" I pipe up "I know a Maylinn..... er no, my mistake" Grin

FolknNorah · 11/11/2014 21:52

Glad you're all ok today. Congrats elk on the house! how lovely.
Also, mavis you are a hero. You are really doing it! So cool and fab well done wench. ( sounds patronising but me at genuinely)

I have no horn. Shock

MavisGrind · 11/11/2014 21:54

It's so exciting Elk - I love house stuff You could get loads of wenches in that place... Wink we'll let you get unpacked first

Ok, off to bed - why is tomorrow only Wednesday when it should be Friday?

Night all.

FolknNorah · 11/11/2014 21:54

Glad you're not leaving though comtesse.
I would like crisp and cold weather now please. Not pissing it down meh weather.
At least it's not hot though eh? Wink

MavisGrind · 11/11/2014 22:00

Thanks Norah - honestly, if I can get this thing off the ground, anyone can. I realise it's not actually go going yet Plus just by having the courage to get the ball rolling I've had a couple of offers to possibly branch out into other interesting work . So, if you've got an idea, just have a go as you never know where it's going to take you!

Right, all this Alan Sugaring is knackering. Off to bed fo sho.

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 11/11/2014 22:03

Great Elk Smile

Helen perhaps skiing in Sweden? And I mean you sort of know a Maylin Wink

Letus I'm fine, have eaten a bit more now.

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 11/11/2014 22:05

Well done SF Smile

Thanks for Mavis, our brave little wench!

Off to bed. Night Smile

Sparklegeek · 11/11/2014 22:12

Well The Missing was good but oh my fucking Christ those PICS. That is some gooood spreadage. Jesus, if we get those audience tix for Graham Norton we'll get to see it in REALFUCKINGLIFE. The cameras will pan round the audience & there I'll be in my Sparkle jumper, jeffings & with my jaw resting on the shoulder of the poor person in front.

Plus the boots have GMTRH too Grin

Might be time to change my wallpaper again. More often than my knickers these days. Oh no, wait.....