dd said to me: James's Mummy had a baby out of her bottom and it fell out on the grass in Richmond Park

[CountessDracula]

I said yeah right

but omg She did!

(james is at nursery with her!)

blimey!

(well ok not out of her bottom)

What a great story, I think they should stick with the name Parkie!

Amazing (and lol at "yeah, right")

So do I! Will tell them tomorrow if I see on eo fthem!

WOW - one of those "omg they were telling the truth" moments when you think your DC is talking rubbish LOL. (well apart from the bottom bit )

well, makes a mockery of all the bloody restricitions you get having a baby in hospital !! what a lovely story...

Like the idea of planting the rowan tree
She should name him -Rowan!

What an amazing and lovely story!

awww

it's those bloody speed bumps - we drove through richmond park when i was in labour and each bump was bloody excruciating

next time i'm going via ham

that's amazing - I've just blubbed telling dh.

I'm such a soppy mare, this has brought tears to my eyes. (was never like this pre-children).

fantastic! loevt he parkie gag

delivered him int o her own hands
blimey

WOW, what a way to deliver a baby.
That will teach you not to listen to your DD

I know

I am now worrying that she may indeed be a mermaid at night after we have gone downstairs

Fantastic story!

Maybe she crouched?
Or sat against husband/ car?

ow swang form th tress
blimey idhave been terrified

wow. and ffs at the hospital insisting on a postcode!

Is there such a word as "swang"?

if you ring hte police here you havet o give your dat eof birth

www - think it's the emergency services rather than the hospital

I imagine it was possibly 999 who failed to work without a postcode...

honestly - how very stupid.