Tell me something you've never done

[marthamoo]

I'll start...

I've never had a perm.

I have never had a fruitshoot.

I have never seen an 18 film at the cinema.

I have never had sex with a brown haired, sunburnt, permed, french man.

Ooh thanks for that perfect set-up, Jools...

Troutpout and I both have

Oh you are hardcore MM.

I have never met anyone, even a little bit famous.

ooh i have joolstoo!
haven't met a man with a sword and a perm though

I've met Mick Hucknall twice

He may have had a perm under his balaclava, Trout.

not a pork sword i hasten to add

Ive never had a "single" pregnancy and I have 3dds
First was adopted - second 2 were twins

Thrillllllllllll me youve got a love so strong Thrill me you really turn me on Thrill me wait till tomorrow night

i have never met Mick Hucknell

Now we're onto pork swords I really must away to my bed (have to traipse through the forest with small children in the rain tomorrow).

He has a perm, I reckon.

I have never had sex with mick hucknall.

Also I have often sexed the ginger men. (they just find me!)

I've never had a perm either

never given birth in a sidecar

Apparently perms are v.fash now although sadly I have never had one.

I have never ordered red wine in a bar or restuarant.

(everyone is just listing stuff on this thread and i am chatting v.bad)

I've given birth in a sideward

never had a tatoo,
never had sex with anyone except my husband,
never eaten shrimp
never ballroom danced
never been to Ireland
never been arrested
never kept to any speed limit

ive never been a size 10 (as a adult)
ive never had a tattoo
ive never jumped out of a plane
ive never been sick in my bag(when drunk)
ive never got my kids to school early.

Posted on MN pissed.

Till now.

Sworn on MN.
Lied on MN.
Trolled on MN.
Loathed someone on MN.
Had anal sex with a phantom.
Swapped donkeys with my neighbour.
Asked the Pope his opinions on planting perennials.
Space voyage with a pig in my pocket (though plenty without).

Oh, loads.

never taken drugs
never had a tattoo,
never ballroom danced
never been arrested
never done bum love

anal sex

robbed a bank
killed anyone
waxed my pubes
eaten a whole elphant for breakfast
lost my watch up Annabel Croft's cunt
trodden in a soft wet dog shit
been stung by a wasp
paid to go into the Tower of London
poked a little child in the eye
leaked menstrual blood onto a pastel-coloured cushion in a friends' parents' house
been divorced
taken an overdose
felt truly loved by a parent-figure
eaten live turtle meat
attended a murder trial
changed the nappy of a child who wasn't blood-related to me
entirely got rid of the pain in my left shoulder
taken heroin, ecstasy or cocaine
stopped loving someone once I have loved them
hit a child
been to America
admitted on MN what a sad, socially inept hermit I am in RL

Greeny you are always banging on about what a sad socially inept hermit you are

it's why we like you so much

never....

1. got caught short and had to do a poo in the garden when locked out of home after school.

2.lied...