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[Blandmum]

My name is martianbishop and I originally wanted to be a History teacher when I was a child.

Now then, if we are going to talk about said body part then my mind is starting to change slightly

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ROFL - do you think there are lots of body parts of MNers floating around in cyberspace?

St G that is a truly horrific thought...

(but I am sat here at my desk trying not to PMSL because the porter behind me will want to know why.....)

WB......you could be persuaded tehn.....?

I don't drive.

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I keep mountain bikes in my bedroom

One long shag, of seperate ones?????

My name is Jazzi and I am a stripper by night!!!

now one long shag would be memorable

My name is moon66 and one summer I lived with a drug dealer who did armed robbery as a side line.

Yes, one long journey like that CF, I'd say you'd end up saddle sore.....

blimey moon what happened to him??

i used to own a Parrot called Rover

I can ride side-saddle.
My dd was a bridesmaid in a sleb wedding in Hello.

MrsFio - what kind of a hockey player?

field hockey or the proper tough stuff on ice?

My name is saggermakersbottomknocker and neither my bottom nor my knockers are saggy.

I took a bottle of whisky in to school when I was 15.

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I am Mum2FunkyDude and I am a ceramic artist. FunkyDude is really called Frederick and I am addicted to him.

ooh! What programme was Saggar maker's bottom knocker on last week? Was it Tweenies?

My name is Buckets and I once slept in a house owned by Shakin Stevens.

OOOh Turquoise who's wedding was it??? I love sleb weddings I do.......

My name is Northerner and I had dinner once and sat next to Will Carling.

I got asked to join MI6 when I left uni - apart from you mners, only dh knows that. Clearly I didn't join as I wouldn't be telling you!

My name is bran and I'm related to a previous president of Ireland. I have very soft cartilage in my nose so I can bend it right over to touch my cheek without breaking it. I know how to use a pump-action shotgun.