Do you have a crappy terrace with a yard? Ooooh I would love a crappy terrace with a yard

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No but I used to

we sure do! astonishing isn't it? it means I get to see naked builders at work

...now this is getting silly - all I want is a conservatory.

bloody hell Zippi! what building company are YOU using!?!?!?

subbies who never turn up..but when they do they obligingly take their clothes off

Are you sure this is a building company Zippi, and not a strip-club?

zippi - I'll contact you when I have the money saved for my conservatory. They can come and work for me.

They must have to be very careful with their power-tools...

don't think rhubarb grows down south

It does

It certainly does

bugger. well we can grow whippets!

Whippets are poor little things

so am I [grin65]

so am I [grin65]

sorry, DS decided to join in the typing!

Hi MamaG's DS !!!

hope that made him laugh!!

Hurrah - I've got a crappy terrace with a yard - and it's up North - do I win, do I win?!!

I'll show him in the morning Salamander...

made me laugh anyway

Dot can't win it's an end terrace and the yard has nice flowers in. would have to be full of dog shit and broken glass to be a proper northern back yard.

I have a crappy terrace with a yard, and it's up North, and it's not an end, and it has no flowers - do I win?

(No dogshit or broken glass though )

JanH, does it back onto an alley though? Can't be a proper Northern yard unless it opens out on a tenfoot.

yep!

(Although behind us are tiny crappy modern houses with tiny gardens, does that lose me points?)

oooh, I don't know, obviously it doesn't have that authentic corry feel...