Do you have a crappy terrace with a yard? Ooooh I would love a crappy terrace with a yard

[oliveoil]

chav.

oi

I am moving to the dizzy heights of a crappy semi soon I will have you know.

with a lawn

i really and truly would love a crappy terrace w/a yard. it'd be an improvement over htis f*&king 2nd floor flat biz.

Little terrace with a bit of lawn. Nearly what you're looking for oliveoil

Seriously, wee is dripping down my leg......

Olive - you want to put a Quincy on that lawn of yours you know.

nah he's esoteric (or summat)

And a medlar maybe. But that might be over doing it - neighbours might think you're showing off.

I have aroof terrace does that count?

You two can't have quinces. You live in the north. Stop getting ideas. It will die and you will be responsible.

bizarrely i do but don't let the orchard folk know..

i have a dustbin with a bay tree growing in it

So Quinces are just for Southerners then? Plantist b**tards.

Right, what have we got that does not grow down South?

talent!!!!!

We've got a little courtyard with a fence around it and a Cat Containement & Control System

leeks and onions

ferrets

oh now i LIKE ferrets!!!!!

Leeks and onions? They don't grow down south?

my onions are growing in East Anglia

we are buildinhg a house in our yard

a house?

how fancy!

do you have planning permission?