Thread for Franny and Boris to play on so they don't annoy anybody else

[FrannyandZooey]

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Greeny hope you had a good bufday x

Is LGJ in our clique?

Does she know??

I didn't go to any conference, I just went to a BBQ. I brought brownies. Mr. Newman was very nice, and contrary to moondog's assertions, not (as far as I could tell) a sex maniac.

Lots of women sitting about talking about bf and the NHS and so on. Mr. Newman has a place in Montreal, and seemed very nice.

Yes, I did. And now you lot have SPOILT it.

Greany has clearly reached the teary stage of drunk

:o

Hope you had a lovely day my dear, go and sleep it off now

Oh, Greeny, I bloody love you, you know. Happy burpspray.

Dont know if LGJ is in our clique, but I like her so tough

This is kind of a clique merge anyway?

Right so me and Greeny are off to bed

whether we are going together will have to remain our little secret.

yes, QV wins the lurking competition. sorry hinker you were shit, mate.
NQC I suppose it is possible for someone to meet me and not want to shag me but to state a preference for COD who he never MET - I mean that's inexplicable

I do not want to go to scary dogging meetups.

A friend who was around for tea tonight is about to go away for the weekend with a group of people, including a couple who are a) always at it b) always talking about being at it c) dogging d) swapping etc. The friend is anxious about not going in jacuzzis after this couple etc. I am v glad to be a sad old married person atm.

Are you going to accuse me of being a lush every forty minutes for the rest of my natural life, Franny?

(I had planned to get rather merry tonight, but dh is asleep, and it's a bit pointless drinking on your tod )

Oh, F&Z, please tell your DP that I am ok for Big Love, he can keep the bit that's for me. Thanks anyway.

NQC did you tell Jack Newman aboot me?
did he want to shag me?

I'm not sleeping with Franny. She hogs the duvet and she farts like a tractor.

I read tod as toad there.

Yes, am shit lurker and after all that trumpet blowing I did about my lurking prowess

Sorry NQC

time for boris to go to bed now I think

I'm afraid the conversations that start "my imaginary friend says ..." never seem to make it past the planning stage ...

I am as real as this toadstool I am sitting on I will have you know

Now, I read that as todstool.

How odd.

(I didn't really, but what if I had, eh? The irony!)

No, sweetie, illiteracy. Easy mistake

Oh, shit, yes, could've been that. DS1 will have to teach me to read properly

Shhhhhh there are teachers on here you know!!

DH has a good theory as to why your DP fancies Cod, F&Z. He has a ... lively ... explanation for why her typing is so bad.

One hand permanently occupied with gusset typing, you mean? It had crossed my mind too

Oh, no, he means, perhaps she's bent over typing, so to speak. Both hands on the keyb, but somewhat distracted.