Thread for Franny and Boris to play on so they don't annoy anybody else

[FrannyandZooey]

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arse

I know

thats why I said it three times

and dont call me a moron

There are no scones on this thread.

Greeny don't patronise Boris. I am sure she made that joke on purpose, she is very intelligent and can quote Dylan Thomas and everything and only had to look most of the lines up on Google.

Oh, so...yes, I see....I am in fact the dense one. Oh well, it's not the first time...

My middle name is google, as soon as I meet someone I google them

Honestly, I google EVERYTHING

Actually my middle name is Anne...

I was NOT patronising her. Even if she is a Welsh tart with lava bread for brains.

And it's my BIRTHDAY, and this is the second thread you have been mean to me on ,

And............FLOUNCE!!!

Oh belt up Greeny and have another glass of chilled white wine brought to you

:o

Is your bro' helping you to celebrate then Greeny?

It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to

Soft arse southerner!

rhubarb did you hear the rumour about us shagging?
did you start it?

NO, Rhubarb, he is outside in the stables sodomising his unicorn. And then we are going to Mars to visit Auntie Zeeoooouuuurk, followed by a spot of lunch, and then as a special birthday treat we are going to dig up Pope Jean-Paul and twiddle his nipples.

Southerner?!?!? I am from Stoke-on-Trent.

That's bloody south to me mate!

You live in Stoke????

lmao

yes, but not by much, really... I don't usually get called a Southerner!! I like chips and gravy, and mushy peas, and proper suet puddings, and I have an uncle who keeps pigeons... I vote Labour... I am fully Northern

No, Boris, I am from Stoke, I do not live in Stoke. One is an accident of birth, the other a serious error of judgement.

Thought Greeny was Exeter way ?

Bet you get your gravy in a little tub dontcha? With your peas in a nice little tub too?

SAAAARFENNEERRRR

Exeter? Sarfy for sure then!

Actually you can't get peas or gravy in chippies down here at all Whenever I go up to Stoke to visit the Catholic Mafia I always go to the chippy and have pudding, chips, peas and gravy, all in a gig mess together with far too much salt and vinegar, and eat it on the wall outside It's almost worth the 5 hour journey...

You have a Saaarfern accent, Greeny, and you dress Saaaarfern too :o

Anyway you've defected to the French, haven't you? Like a good hearty dollop of mayonnaise on your frites, do you? Eh? Bloody perverts' habit.....

I don't have an accent! It was beaten out of me at boarding school!