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Shall we have one of those catty threads? Oh... oh go on then! Who on MN would you luuurve to meet?

407 replies

FastasleepInHerOwnBed · 21/04/2006 19:22

I'm going to miss half a million and make someone cry just posting this Grin

but.... WWB, Greensleeves, Welshboris, Cod, Rhubarb, Spidermama, Lockets, Flamesparrow, Spacecadet, Misdee, Hunkermunker, Judge Flounce, Lavenderrr... everyone from my swaps, everyone from Liverpool way who I haven't met... hmm... probably loads and loads more..

I live in Liverpool if anyone on my special list fancies it lol!!!

(This is going to turn into one of the threads where people scan it and then cry cos they're not on it...Grin)

I don't even know why I want to meet most of the above I just do!!

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TwuntFace · 21/04/2006 22:44

Expat you're a first class cunt Grin!!

I felt dirty saying that, but in a sort of nice way....

I don't wish to alarm anyone but I think expat may have become delirious with bird flu... who wants to call NHS direct?

TwuntFace · 21/04/2006 22:45

No no no expat there are many different classes of cunt! Some are bucket fannies!

Shartpants · 21/04/2006 22:45

Then there's the wizard's sleeve model....

or the clown's pocket...

and the mouse's earhole...

TwuntFace · 21/04/2006 22:46

I've got the cat's arse model I think..

AllieBongo · 21/04/2006 22:46

bearded clam

snafu · 21/04/2006 22:47

Nope, that's your mouth, twunt...

chapsmum · 21/04/2006 22:47

What about sayin in everyday conversation preferably at work
C U Next Tuesay, or alternativly I am loving fanny bucket!

Ledodgy · 21/04/2006 22:47

I love the word Cunt but still no one wants to meet me.....

TwuntFace · 21/04/2006 22:47

Maybe that's why I'm so skinny snafu!

I bet sharty has a clowns pocket!!!

Blossomhill · 21/04/2006 22:47

Expat - thought you'd gone??????

AllieBongo · 21/04/2006 22:48

am i invisible tonight? i use my most foul fanny term and no one bats an eyelid...

expatinscotland · 21/04/2006 22:48

'Hello, doctor. Can you help me? See, I have sexual fantasies, and they're taking over my life. What can I do?'

LOL! I lived w/a trauma doc on and off for two years, then went out w/a neurosurgeon. Oh, I screwed this other doctor, too. Well, okay, another two.

They all LOVED the role play shit. I had to be drunk to do it, but considering that was pretty much most of the time I wasn't working or exercising, it was often enough :o.

And whoever said that fat girls are more adventurous in bed never met slender me :o.

snafu · 21/04/2006 22:48

We thought you were talking about your dinner, allie

TwuntFace · 21/04/2006 22:48

I'll meet you ledodgy, and I'll happily have a twunt/cunt competition with you

Oh cunt what a cuntingly cuntiliciously cunty day it is!

chapsmum · 21/04/2006 22:48

Expat these are for you \link{http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/\front bottome song}

Shartpants · 21/04/2006 22:48

No... mine is a great gaping black chasm, ready to swallow you whole...it may even have a couple of teeth Grin

expatinscotland · 21/04/2006 22:49

I'm drunk and bored, Blossom.

TwuntFace · 21/04/2006 22:49

Lol allie you lightweight!!!

Rathergood.com is my fave site lol

I like hippo girl..

chapsmum · 21/04/2006 22:50

allie you will love the hedghogs too pet!

AllieBongo · 21/04/2006 22:50

yuk! i don't eat from the furry plate

expatinscotland · 21/04/2006 22:50

OMG, chaps! I just spewed white wine all over keyboard! :o

Taht's almost as funny as The 'Ho Song or that one that starts, 'When you're a kid and you wanna go 'weeeeee', but you ain't got drugs yet . . .'

Ledodgy · 21/04/2006 22:50

You're on Twunt you cunt Grin

chapsmum · 21/04/2006 22:51

ROFL

AllieBongo · 21/04/2006 22:52

spam purse OMG. i love it

expatinscotland · 21/04/2006 22:53

flange.

that's a brilliant word.