Shall we have one of those catty threads? Oh... oh go on then! Who on MN would you luuurve to meet?

[FastasleepInHerOwnBed]

I'm going to miss half a million and make someone cry just posting this

but.... WWB, Greensleeves, Welshboris, Cod, Rhubarb, Spidermama, Lockets, Flamesparrow, Spacecadet, Misdee, Hunkermunker, Judge Flounce, Lavenderrr... everyone from my swaps, everyone from Liverpool way who I haven't met... hmm... probably loads and loads more..

I live in Liverpool if anyone on my special list fancies it lol!!!

(This is going to turn into one of the threads where people scan it and then cry cos they're not on it...)

I don't even know why I want to meet most of the above I just do!!

I don't know what you've been blowing out of yours, Greensleeves, but can I recommend you see a doctor?!

Which one nemo dh/ds?!

my DS calls them 'bestmilk makers'

Have some virtual popcorn then

Fingerscrossed!

The man at MI5 is sitting there peering at his computer screen through his bottle bottom glasses breathing heavily through his mouth at the thought of Greeny's C--- Bubbles, while giving his crotch a quick rub through his beige crimplene slacks.

FA if ds called my flobaloms his happy place then I would have serious problems!!!

ohh lovely image MS :o

Definitely hand-shandies all round at MI5 tonight.

His better looking mate is playing some computer game where he has to kill everyone. It's the closest he'll ever get.

lol!

And has not noticed Trevor and his box of tissues...(now breathing even heavier).

They will change shifts shortly and Trevor will rush downstairs to his little bedroom to clean himself up. Barry (who wears a hand knitted tank top) will take over.

hand shandies - bleurgh!

Ooo errr MRS, you hav an overactive imagination love!

pmsl :o

How do you know I'm not telling the truth?

I suspect you could be close to it, thats whats so funny

Enter Barry, clutching two mugs of tea, one for him, one for Dave, who is still busy killing people on screen. Milk and two sugars - MI5 standard tea. Dave's mug has his name on it. Barry's mug says "You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps."

Trevor has taken his with him. And his tissues.

I want to meet hunker, starlover, popsycal, Wharfrat, kiskidee, spidermama, moondog, JoolsToo, GDG, Shivs, jabberwocky, expat, dublindee, Frenchgirl and lots of others!
Would be very afraid to meet cod!

I'd like to meet Rhubarb, Expat, Flamesparrow, Tabs, Lucy5 and Suzywong.

Really sorry Cod but I used to picture you as an oldish, boyish looking lady - how wrong I was it would seem.

I picture Ladysherlock as being very pretty for some reason.

pmsl MS!

WOW! I got a mention!

I feel honoured!

Thanks Chipmonkey!

Anytime Cod, the feeling's mutual!

I'm too terrified to meet Cod or Malory. They would whisper, 'I knew she'd be scruffy'

Thanks Cupcakes - hope yesterday wasn't a disappointment I can't add you to my list seeing as I've met you now.

I'd like to meet any of the lentil weavers or Norfolk residents, Cod (because I suspect she's a big softie really) and Misdee (because I don't know how she does it)

droile, aloha, WWW, Rhubarb, Custardo