Well you would think he would know by now but when he realised I was upset and I explained that this is a peak day, he pleaded complete ignorance of the whole process. He's been at his mum's all day while my friend's been round with her DC. Probably for the best - think all the pots and pans out of the cupboards being bashed away at by a three year old with spoons, all the cat's toys strewn across the floor, nappy bags by the door in the hall, sticky tomato sauce fingerprints everywhere, baby being breastfed, cat cowering in terror under the sofa...