A day in the life of a SAHM

[chickenrice]

Hi you SAHMs out there! What's a typical day like for you?

this is the dullest thread
almost as good as "Hat shall i have my hair loke" ofr a person oyu neither care or know about
or

" i have had my baby" yes and who the eff are oy

"How shall i have my hair to look"
bafd grammar and bad typos

COD YOU BLOODY RUDE RANCID OLD FISH!!!!! this thread is not dull - well, not MY posts anyway.

Apologise.

With gusto.

Or else.

i have just rearranged my maternity leave to the bare minimum after reading this thread

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this thread is not dull, i'm actually finding it quite interesting. am not officially a sahm, but am on maternity leave and am lucky enough to be taking the full 12mths.

i've been a student, worked full time, worked full time with one dd at childminder/nursery, and been a sahm during maternity leave. out of all of this, being a sahm is definatley the hardest. at least at work, i had official breaks, a lunch time when i actually ate, and was not on call 24/7.

I only get up at 6.30 because it is the only 'window' in the day that I get to have a shower in peace ... children usually awake by then anyway but we can leave DD in her cot and DS knows he will be growled at or ignored if he asks for breakfast before then

I didn't mention my DD's tantrums Mercy ... I could bore you even more if you like

at all those whose kids wake up at 8.30 ... but then think "ha ha ha ... just you wait till they start school then you will wish they did wake up earlier!"

day is

6.30 get up
feed
change nappies
load and unload dishwasher
iron
do laundry
cook
clean
walk the dog
pay bills
play with ds
supermarket
iron
have nervous breakdown
7.30 ds bed
followed by mindnumbing telly or mn

in no particular order
repeat endlessly

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i have cocktails at 6

took teh kids to Bella Italia after work yesterday - so had to do ds1's homework this am over breakfast

does that count as the 'high life' ?

i used to have cocktails but am pregnant now sigh

i need staff, i want to be more frivolous

alternatively, be less disorganised