Southerners

[Rhubarb]

hmmmmmm, drive too close to your rear end, brake unneccessarily, talk very loudly, have funny accents, but are quite friendly really. BUT what do you do? We haven't seen any families around, no kiddies in pubs which makes us feel a bit guilty! Where do you all go to? And why do most of your pubs have really shite names like "The Shoulder of Lamb" eh?????

I live in Yorkshire and our back garden backs onto the Shoulder of Mutton pub.

sub zero - hah, get a bit of a chill down here and everyones with the hat and gloves.

Yes, LM, and my daughters lead the way in this sensible fashion trend - amazingly they still have fully functioning kidneys,

Well you should be able to get Brakspear's in Wantage, don't know what you're making such a fuss about!

See, we wear vests. Which sometimes we even take off for the purposes of perversion.

Well, I take my hat off to you if you can stay alive in winter with just a t-shirt on. Sometimes, they don't even look cold - amazing!

Short skirts and no knickers?

this thread is doing my head in
MI what ARE you talking about??

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MI - a vest is a perversion, isn't it? A nice string one with your nips poking through when it gets a bit chilly?

But Pruni, did you take your knickers off, or just pull the leg aside for easy access?

No a vest is a necessity!

Pruni, I always leave my bedsocks on.

Pruni
vest porn...

I regret to say I am wearing a vest at this very moment. A black pointelle lacy one, but still a vest. I am a respectable matron of 42, after all.

Pruni, as long as you weren't also wearing your bedsocks...

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Off to switch on the electric blanket - now that is a perversion!

Real London beer
We live ten mins from the mighty Ram brewery

I was going to mention Youngs, wmf, but couldn't remember what theirs is called!

pruni that is quite the kinkiest thing I ever heard
I have never even OWNED a vest
maybe that's where I have been going wrong all these years
where do you even BUY vests?
used to have a liberty bodice when I was a child though

Pruni, I have a pair of black fleecy ones you can have if you like. 2 euros from bargain shop in Brussels. Forget the vest, if your feet are warm, you'll sleep better.

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What is a liberty bodice? Is that like a spencer?

at Pruni's confession! Oh my, the things one learns here.

mine used to have little fiddly rubber buttons