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Mortified-school social faux pas of the year.

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skeletonfishbonesandlilacs · 21/10/2011 09:31

My dd1 is in reception at a lovely little village C of E school. They break for half term today, about a month ago a memo came out to say today would be "seasonal fancy dress" I checked with teacher and confirmed that they meant halloween but just couldn't say it because it's a Cof E school. So this morning I sent my daughter into school in her favourite halloween costume which happens to be a cute little devil costume. A red body suit with flamey wings and a hat with horns and little forked tail.

Apparently there was another memo last week to say that they had changed fancy dress to "help for hero's day" so kids could come in a costume of someone or something they thought was thier hero. As i'm getting dd out of the car it's dawning on me that were surrounded by soldiers, firemen, policemen, nurses, vets, doctors and superheroes.

I have sent my dd to her first fancy dress day in her new Cof E school for hero worship day dressed as the devil. If the floor had opened and swallowed me up right then and there i would have been happy. Even the head came over to say "don't worry I gather the devil isn't her hero"

Oh my. Way to make your mark!

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Fifis25StottieCakes · 21/10/2011 11:38

tell dh that the school is lacking a grim reaper, a bit like the dads who volunteer as santa at Christmas and give the kids presents. Ask him to grab some halloween haribos and a costume en route and hand them out as the kids leave.

he definitely needs humiliated if he in any way forgot to tell you about the memo

lol @ spiderman, really is fancy dress appropriate for anyone over 8. Mine went to the halloween disco at school and spent the night telling me how ridiculous people looked, that was from someone who insisted on wearing one of them stupid gimp suit things. That was after spending the first part of the day at beamish dressed as a ww2 evacuee

LauraShigihara · 21/10/2011 11:41

[hgrin]. Just [hgrin]

Hahahahahaha!

Oeisha · 21/10/2011 11:50

fish So you're a Satanist...what's the issue! LOL! Got to admire his forthrightness and "taking no shit, try it and I'll fry your balls" attitude! Or maybe I listen to too many radio 4 comedies...
Isn't pregnancy brain a joy...

ghosteditor · 21/10/2011 11:52

[hgrin]

[hgrin]

Icelollycraving · 21/10/2011 11:55

Love this!!
Would have been even better if you had said 'no,I got the updated memo' with a mad glint in your eye :o

AliGrylls · 21/10/2011 11:56

Oh you poor woman. Hilarious though.

going · 21/10/2011 11:59

This is so funny!

CaveMum · 21/10/2011 12:30

Hilarious!

Reminds me of the time my husband's uncle (deliberately) dispatched his 10yo daughter to Show & Tell at her Quaker School (they're not Quakers, it was the best local school) with a replica WWII hand grenade Grin

HSMM · 21/10/2011 12:35

I thought my DD going in for heroes day dressed as Catwoman was bad enough, but yours is much better Grin.

Abcinthia · 21/10/2011 12:39

Rofl! That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

Red2011 · 21/10/2011 12:39

Sorry but I am laughing too! I can't wait 'til my DD is old enough for this sort of thing, at the moment I will just have to settle for dressing her up as a cute pumpkin! [hsmile]

ribena71 · 21/10/2011 12:40

Oh lord, after the poo spores thread I though I was done with the most unladylike snorting and wheezing but apparently not!! Thanks for the full-on belly laugh!! :o

pengymum · 21/10/2011 12:43

[hgrin] hahahahahaha breathe hahahahahaha [hgrin]
words fail me! This will go down in the annals of history (and MN)! [hgrin]
hahahahaha rofl

GalaxyWeaver · 21/10/2011 12:58

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redheadbedhead · 21/10/2011 13:01

hahahahahahaa!!!!!!!! brilliant work fish [hgrin]

sweepitundertherug · 21/10/2011 13:27

ha ha ha! Right cheered me up that has! [hsmile]

stealthsquiggle · 21/10/2011 13:39

That was really funny.

DH needs to go in with "10 reasons why Satan is my hero, by miniskeletonfishbonesandlilacs"

..either that or just don't say a word and see if he notices. I am not sure my DH would.

redexpat · 21/10/2011 14:00
Moobee · 21/10/2011 15:21

Brilliant! [hgrin]

MadameBoo · 21/10/2011 15:22

Dear Fish every time I read the story I have to wipe my eyes. Abso-fucking -lutley brilliant :o

Thank you for this - I really needed it today!

MakesCakesWhenStressed · 21/10/2011 16:21

reminds me of my friend who answers the door to jehovah's witnesses in a blood spattered apron they keep by the door with a big ass knife in the pocket so they can shout back - "honey, hold the goat, there's someone at the door! Yes? Can I help you?"

Apparently they don't get visits any more...

MinnieBloodBar · 21/10/2011 16:33

Oh please don't tell you DH. And then come back and tell us how he looked... it's probably how you looked this morning [hgrin]

ajandjjmum · 21/10/2011 16:39

Well???? What happened at home time??!!! Grin

FellatioNelson · 21/10/2011 16:41

That's hilarious! It reminds me of the Scary Fox Easter bonnet thread in classics. Grin

skeletonfishbonesandlilacs · 21/10/2011 17:24

:)

I'm glad to have cheered you all up anyway. I did prime DH and he scooted dd out of school as quickly as her little devil clad legs would allow!

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