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rant rant ciggy smokers would this p*ss you off? goody two shoes keep off the thread

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Tortington · 20/11/2005 17:16

yesterday, i bought 40 cigs, i smoke 10 a day. i have been trying to get dh to smoke 10 a day. its not working - i end up smoking 7 and he has 13.

anyway i bought 40 becuase i was out on the razz last night and knew i would smoke more than usual.

i bought them in the afternoon. when i came home suitably p*ssed dh practically fell over himself asking for a cig.

he'd smoked all 20 in that short time.

so i gave him a ciggy and went to bed. i had about 10 left.

he stayed up fighting fking wizards on some stupid internet game hes addicted too the sad c*nt, he woke me up at 4am asking for my cigs. we wouldnt leave me to sleep off my drunken stupor until i told him where my stash was.

as if thats not enough, he doesn't drive becuase he's also a lazy f*ck.

after my not too bad hangover had subsided i went to have my first ciggy of the day around 3pm when i noticed i only had 2 left. 2!!! that's 2!!

sohes just got up - yes just got up becuase he was fighting pretend people in pretend battles in his sad little world on the internet all night.

i tell him if he wants cigs he can walk to the shop - a big row ensues - and i can't see for the life of me how he can plausibly argue a corner.

he says if it was him - he would share. i said it never happens that way - he never has left over ciggies, its a stupid argument. i said - if i had a box of choccies and gave him half then he came for my other half it would be wrong.

anyway am ded annoyed. and i have to get in my car and go to the shop becuase he smoked - my last cig - offering me half - of my cig. how generous.

so now its a battel of wills - who can hold out the longest.

d*ckhead

OP posts:
Twiglett · 20/11/2005 17:18

bloody 'ell custy .. you're a right lady you are

collision · 20/11/2005 17:19

Dont mince your words Custy!

Say it as it is!

mykidsmum · 20/11/2005 17:30

custy you sound like us, he always smokes more of the packet than me, however we do have a baccy stash so i would get one for your dh so he can smoke roll ups when he runs out, he will soon ration them more wisely btw your sunday rant has cheered me up, I thoought it was only us that have had a shite hungover day

JoolsToo · 20/11/2005 17:32

who me?

HRHQoQ · 20/11/2005 17:35

ooo - I'd be P*ssed off at that too........thankfully my DH doesn't smoke so if I run out it's my fault LOL.

SenoraPostrophe · 20/11/2005 17:38

that would really piss me off.

doesn't happen in our house any more because I smoke roll-ups.

Gobbledigook · 20/11/2005 17:41

Oh dear! I don't know custy but I have tears of laughter rolling down my face!!! Sorry!

dropinthe · 20/11/2005 17:43

You telling me to keep off a thread?-who are you,the mumsnet police??

Serves you right,you smelly fag end!!

mykidsmum · 20/11/2005 18:50

QOQ didn't have you down as a smoker at all, how wrong we can be eh!

dropinthe · 20/11/2005 18:52

I thought that too!

marthamoo · 20/11/2005 18:53

I'm so glad we've both given up and don't have rows like this any more

dropinthe · 20/11/2005 18:54

HA! HA! Yes, I am looking down my nose on high too!!

mykidsmum · 20/11/2005 18:55

Not fast enough marthamoo

marthamoo · 20/11/2005 18:55

Ow!

mykidsmum · 20/11/2005 18:55

Dropinthe gets in the way and one of martha's shoes lands on her head!

Tamba · 20/11/2005 18:56

Luckily my Dh doesnt smoke otherwise we would probably have this arguement too.

Bought back memories of being at school where people would beg you for 2s and then 3s and then last drags!!

dropinthe · 20/11/2005 18:57

Never shared fags! Too disgusting for words! Especially bumbed ones! YUK!!

anorak · 20/11/2005 18:58

Sounds like the sort of row my teenage daughters have

Tamba · 20/11/2005 18:58

was amazing how popular you would become if you had fags in the girls toilets at school!!!

One of my friends used to always make th end of the fag wet gross!

baublerock · 20/11/2005 19:08

When do they grow out of playing these stupid games anyway???? My DH is addicted to Diablo and runs about on the screen doing god knows what and collecting weapons - looks a load of crap to me!!!!!!!!

edam · 20/11/2005 19:18

That would drive me mad.

My aunt and uncle used to have stand-offs like this - once the TV licence people came round and were treated to a 40 minute argument. The money for the licence, together with the form, was sat there on the mantelpiece and had been for four weeks while they argued about who should post it!

JessicaandRebeccasmummy · 20/11/2005 19:24

i would have gone ape-shit to put it nicely! we dont smoke straights very often.... usually roll-ups but we always share out a pack evenly.... only fair!

Carmenere · 20/11/2005 19:31

I just want to add that I don't smoke at all really since I moved here from Ireland - BUT I do enjoy a fag when I'm out so I will be joining you ladies on the night of the meet up if thats ok?

Tortington · 21/11/2005 00:12

i dont make this sh*t up i promise

so, he has a flip - does a big "i'm a martyr" act - your making me go out in the cold (awwww) this went on for a bit then he goes out.

meanwhile i already decide to let him get to the corner and pull up in the car.

so, gets to car - fking battery is flat. i try to get my 12 year old daughter to push it so i can bump it - all the while thinking - he won't believe me.

so he gets back ( am gasping for a ciggy but darn't ask) and tell him i really was willing to take him but the car didn't start. so he pissed himself laughing. we call the breakdown service.

and he says "this is your god telling you you must obey your husband like it says i the bible"
i said " if you think he likes you so much, just think how great things would go if you actually believed in him"

so now he thinks god is on his side - talk about ego

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HRHQoQ · 21/11/2005 00:21

yes - only when I can afford them thoughh - so have had to cut right down ATM

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