yesterday, i bought 40 cigs, i smoke 10 a day. i have been trying to get dh to smoke 10 a day. its not working - i end up smoking 7 and he has 13.
anyway i bought 40 becuase i was out on the razz last night and knew i would smoke more than usual.
i bought them in the afternoon. when i came home suitably p*ssed dh practically fell over himself asking for a cig.
he'd smoked all 20 in that short time.
so i gave him a ciggy and went to bed. i had about 10 left.
he stayed up fighting fking wizards on some stupid internet game hes addicted too the sad c*nt, he woke me up at 4am asking for my cigs. we wouldnt leave me to sleep off my drunken stupor until i told him where my stash was.
as if thats not enough, he doesn't drive becuase he's also a lazy f*ck.
after my not too bad hangover had subsided i went to have my first ciggy of the day around 3pm when i noticed i only had 2 left. 2!!! that's 2!!
sohes just got up - yes just got up becuase he was fighting pretend people in pretend battles in his sad little world on the internet all night.
i tell him if he wants cigs he can walk to the shop - a big row ensues - and i can't see for the life of me how he can plausibly argue a corner.
he says if it was him - he would share. i said it never happens that way - he never has left over ciggies, its a stupid argument. i said - if i had a box of choccies and gave him half then he came for my other half it would be wrong.
anyway am ded annoyed. and i have to get in my car and go to the shop becuase he smoked - my last cig - offering me half - of my cig. how generous.
so now its a battel of wills - who can hold out the longest.
d*ckhead