This is so embarrassing but kind of amusing in a totally mortifying way

[Hairy]

My DP noticed the other day that i have now got hairs on my bum where there were none before

Im not to great at keeping the lady garden trim but a hairy bum OMG!!

Can this be down to hormones? Whats the best way of getting rid of them? The are like public hair but in the wrong place and i thikn they are growing.

Am mortified but amused in a ed sort of way.

I want them gone though!

Thank you. I now have mental pic of hundreds of women sat in front of their computers, one hand on mouse, other searching for errant tufts.

I don't need that just before bed.

Oh but sooooooo funny

Actually, have you considered going to the hairdressers instead?
Your options are -
Plaited
Beads
Dye it (I suggest green or pink)

Then show it off with those odd really low trousers that show off your backside. You might start a trend.

PMSL at this thread

dh used to quite enjoy trimming/immacing my lady garden, and I have to say I found it quite a turn on. He looked so serious (always did a very neat job)! I did his chest in return once, but he has since decided to put up with his ever hairier chest.

All this... and Caligula has set her mooncup on fire .

(Was mortified today as took dds swimming and realised I hadn't shaved my armpits. Spent the whole time trying to keep my arms tightly down by my sides, which is difficult when trying to keep track of a 5-y-o and a 3-y-o in the pool.)

All this... and Caligula has set her mooncup on fire .

(Was mortified today as took dds swimming and realised I hadn't shaved my armpits. Spent the whole time trying to keep my arms tightly down by my sides, which is difficult when trying to keep track of a 5-y-o and a 3-y-o in the pool.)

I just don't get the de-hairing as a turn on thing.

PMSL at "errant tufts"

OMG at this thread

you are all so mean about my 'problem'

oh shit!!!

whoops HM!!!

ROFL

You've definitely got a bear's ass!!!!

Only joking by the way

New keyboard and monitor over here please

You do realise that mumsnetters the world over will now be checking the state of their bum hair

I think this name change suits me!

wooooohooooooooo

Dh is going to veet them for me later

ooooh ooooooh I'd LOVE to get some hot wax round my dh's bum.

Especially after a row.

ewwww no i wouldnt go anywhere near his bum!!!