This is so embarrassing but kind of amusing in a totally mortifying way

[Hairy]

My DP noticed the other day that i have now got hairs on my bum where there were none before

Im not to great at keeping the lady garden trim but a hairy bum OMG!!

Can this be down to hormones? Whats the best way of getting rid of them? The are like public hair but in the wrong place and i thikn they are growing.

Am mortified but amused in a ed sort of way.

I want them gone though!

just like little spiders legs lol!!!

bugger off

I think we all get more hairy as we get older

get yourself down to the beauty salon and ask for a short back and sides

Im not old im in my earlier 20's!!!

Or is that a short, crack and sides

Deffo get your (hairy) arse down the beauticians!

pmsl

DONOT i repeat DONOt use an epilady - freakin agony. Get a good friend to snip with nail scissors every few days. Or try immac, I use immac on my crab ladder (hairly line from pubes to belly button) when I want to spruce myself up .

CRAB LADDER Never heard of that one Bunny2!!!

Good Mumsent name though

Or even Mumsnet name!!! Was laughing at this thread so much I can't even type!!!

Just you wait til you reach 36. I have hair sprouting everywhere - the latest addition to my hair collection are bristles that have appeared on my chin (and were swiftly dealt with, I hasten to add). I've also got a couple coming out of my nose (again, hastily dealt with) - oh, the SHAME!!!! .

i have chin hairs - noticed them for the first time in my mums mirror today. Why didnt anyone tell me about them?

I have tears of laughter running down my cheeks at this thread.

I've only read Caligula's last message so now I am really looking forward to this thread - have even broken out a pack of the kids' jelly tots!

OM effing G! Sorry for language but I have not laughed so much in aaaaages!! Hilarious!

PMSL!

Bunny2 - spray at your "get a good friend to trim them" - I cannot in my wildest nightmares imagine asking a friend, however good, to trim bum hair!

hunker, you need closer friends

only one would do it for me!!!

actually 2 - I just remembered a good friend immacing me in preparation for a shagfest! She has since moved overseas!

Really?

Just asked DH if he'd trim my publics (sic) and he said no, the hedge trimmer would wake DS up...!

I have just the one hair sprouting out of my left breast, seems to grow thicker every time I pull it out!! Don't get one on the other though, very strange.

we were a bit pissed at the time but she did totally immac my lady garden and surrounds

Nope - as close as my friends are, I would never, EVER ask them to trim my bum hair! And their are some things you shouldn't ask your DH/P to do either .
I say celebrate your hairiness (sp??!) and think of it as a bit of extra heat for the winter!

I think I could ask DP to do anything - not saying he would though

god, no id never ask dh! eewwwww!

Actually, the worrying thing is that my DH would actually quite enjoy doing it. He's a bit strange in that way . Oh - just forgot I'm not speaking to him right now