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Are you a Chav?????

49 replies

HuggyBear · 25/10/2005 16:23

chav quiz

Potential chav

You are 31 % chav

Do you find yourself reaching for the hair gel in the morning instead of your straighteners? Does the thought of your man in gold chains and sovereigns get you all hot under the collar? You've still got a fair way to go yet but there's definately something of the chav in you and who knows, carry on the way you're going and one day you might even be able to show Brian Harvey a thing or two.

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startingtobehalloweenylover · 25/10/2005 16:23

i got 23%
didn't copy it but it said i'm not a chav and never will be oh well!

spookyserenity · 25/10/2005 16:29

Can't believe I did this but....13%

gigglinggoblin · 25/10/2005 16:30

18%i will never be able to hold my own with the true burberry brigade. gutted

Bozza · 25/10/2005 16:33

26% - thats blamed on Blackpool pleasure beach, white stilettos when I was 13, "tea" and smuggling malibu into a club

expatinscotland · 25/10/2005 16:34

5%

Zephyrrywitchescat · 25/10/2005 16:34

31% ... NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

stitch · 25/10/2005 16:35

but i havent worn white stilleteos since the 80's.

LadySherlockofLGJ · 25/10/2005 16:37

5% and that is only becuase I have in the past partaken of a Little Chef breakfast and I pinched what was left of my hotel shampoo, once or twice.

suedonim · 25/10/2005 16:38

8%. I think it was nicking the shower gel from hotels wot dunnit!

expatinscotland · 25/10/2005 16:39

I sayed in a hotel w/Molton Brown bath products. I admit, I took a half-used shampoo.

doormat · 25/10/2005 16:42

33% chav

gingerbear · 25/10/2005 16:43

I am 31% chav.
I have taken shampoo from hotels, sneaked booze into a club when 18, been to Blackpool pleasure beach, been in a white limo, and married to a Kevin!!!

expatinscotland · 25/10/2005 16:46

What's wrong w/Kevin as a name?

Octobernow · 25/10/2005 16:48

18% the shame of it!

I have always called the meals in a day

Breakfast - first thing in a.m.
Lunch - 1pm
Tea - 6pm
Dinner - 8pm
Supper - any snack before bed

(don't eat all of them in one day obv)

people round here call the 6pm meal 'supper' and I just can't bring myself to sound so posh. But I bet the dds will start doing it before long...

moondog · 25/10/2005 16:50

Kevin expat..hard to understand if you're not a Brit.
Maybe like a Bubba or a Randy???

Nah,maybe not,but a certain stereotype.
Sharon,Tracey,Kevin...all chavvy names.

borisCarlkoff · 25/10/2005 16:51

Wannabe chav
You are 21 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

but I only went to blackpool to see what they really looked like......honest

crazydazy · 25/10/2005 16:52

28% not too bad to say I am from quite a dodgy area in Leeds!!!!

Plenty of Chavs where we live though!!!!

gingerbear · 25/10/2005 16:54

Kevin, Sharon and Tracey were so popular in late 1960s/70s. I know many 30/40 year olds with these names, and they are not Chavs, just from a certain era.

spookylucy · 25/10/2005 16:56

21 % the shame, ive got a cousin called kevein, ive been to a little chef, ive eaten corned beef, been to a rave and have tea!

CountessDracula · 25/10/2005 16:58

You are 13 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade

HausOfHorrors · 25/10/2005 16:58

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CountessDracula · 25/10/2005 16:59

Acutally I took a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party recently and very nice it was too, this quiz knows nowt!

fairydust · 25/10/2005 16:59

You are 13 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

HausOfHorrors · 25/10/2005 17:11

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PeachyClairPumpkinPie · 25/10/2005 17:25

21%

I was quite dissapointed, convinced myself I was ticking far too many boxes...