Don't you think you are all a bit sad?

[weesaidie]

I mean come on! Don't you all have life's to be getting on with?

Don't you have friends/hobbies/partners or children to be concentrating on??

What are you all doing on this site??

Doesn't nailpolish remover contain alcohol?

oooh Tennants... lurvely. So should I crack open the Smirnoff Ice? Or will that make me sadder?

Is it the black or red one?

Would rather drink nailpolish remover than whisky bleeurgh. (Am I really a true Scot?)

Smirnoff Ice would go down a treat though!

Well I am Scottish and I hate whiskey too... eurgh!

It is black... and calling to me...

It's saying? open me NOW!

You are welcome to the tins of Tennants Weesadie, even DH isn't fussed, someone brought them last week.

MrsS, is it Special or Super?

I won't have them MrsSpoon but my many many cheapo lager drinking friends would love them!

Now, back to the Smirnoff Ice.... not half bad.

Ach, give the tennents to Norma MrsSpoon. That one needs it more than me.

Methinks you think I'm an alchie WS.

Oh, I don't know Norma.

You are more than welcome to them Weesadie.

Why is it people bring Tennants and drink Stella?

Ach, split them between you!

Tak' them doon tae the swings an' drink 'em there.

Does Tennants have a picture of lady on it?

How dare you Norma! I drink the reccommended daily amount... two bottles a day isn't it??

Thanks MrsSpoon, you are most kind.

No. Are you thinking of McEwans? Doesn't that have a bearded bloke on it?

Why is it that you take a £10 bottle of wine to a dinner party and then get served some cheap plonk instead?

In the 70's tennants had a picture of a posed lady

I remember that

Beacause you are worth it Norma... and when do you go to parties??

I bet you gatecrash don't you... and then steal the good stuff!

... I don't... sorry zippi! It is just plain old yellow now!

Were you there too then

Hate when that happens too Norma, especially when the host declares that they don't know much about wine, asks "what do you think of the Libfraumilch then?" and you just know that when/if they open your bottle they'll gag on it and chuck it down the sink!

Obviously! I was one the one surrounded by all the male admirers.