People described in song that you would hide in nearby wheelie bins to avoid, were the description accurate.

[snigger]

Listening to 'Little Wing' by Jimi Hendrix this afternoon, it occurred to me that a circus-minded girl who only ever thinks about butterflies and zebras
and moonbeams and fairy tales would Not Go Down Well At The School Gate.

Then again, DH thinks he may once have dated her.

Any more?

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee, I'm the laughing gnome and you can't catch me....

Bruno Mars makes me itch. And not in a good way.

and now to answer the actual point of the thread...

i think i would avoid 'The Boxer' from Simon & Garfunkel. sounds a bit of a loser.

'he carries the reminders
of every glove that laid him own and cut him till he cried out
in his anger and his shame
'i am leaving i am leaving'
but the fighter still remains.'
not only that, he uses prostitutes. bad in my book.

The Boy names Sue. Now obviously his dad's a bit of a nob, but the name bothered him so much then why didn't he change it, or just tell people his name was bill or billy or mac or bud. No need to go round fighting everyone because of it.

"All that she wants
is another baby
she's gone tomorrow"

Does anyone know if this woman wants a man to call "baby" for the night, or if she actually requires impregnation?

Jim Morrison's mate, that one with the robes, monkeys and 'lazy diamond studded flunkies' . Now that's someone that needs a subscription to Flylady and some storage solutions. And a more robust management style.

I'd steer clear of the bloke in "love the way you lie'

Florence (& The Machine) says "a kiss with a fist is better than none".

Er, no it isn't. MN would say leave the bastard. And try not to hit people, it's not ok for you to hit him either.

Nina Pretty Ballerina (Abba) always worried me.

You're struttin' into town like you're slingin' a gun
Just a small town dude with a big city attitude
Honey are ya lookin' for some trouble tonight?

I don't care if he is just like Jesse James. He sounds like an arse.

Open up your door, I can't see your face no more

That's because I shut the door. Fuck off. Use proper grammar too. Fuck off again.

Lucille from the song by Kenny Rogers sounds like a bit of a cowbag!

Darling Nikki by Prince, nor so darling, really....

'Jimmy shoes busted both his legs, trying to learn to fly
From a second story window, he just jumped and closed his eyes
His momma said he was crazy - he said, "Momma, I've got to try.
Don't you know that all my heroes died?
And I guess I'd rather die than fade away."'

Sounds like a fruitloop to me!

i have definitely met all the men in 'don't come the cowboy with me sonny jim'/kirsty mcoll

he he

The woman from Norwegian Wood sounds like a PITA. And needs to buy furniture.

Oh, and the 'Man that cant be moved' obviously has mental issues and the girl has run far, far away!